the history of john bull-第26章
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JOHN BULL。Now hang me if I don't believe you are a parcel of perjured rascals； however； take this bumper of October to your master's health。
Then John got upon the battlements； and looking over he called to Nic。 Frog。
〃How d'ye do； Nic。？ D'ye see where I am； Nic。？ I hope the cause goes on swimmingly； Nic。 When dost thou intend to go to Claypool； Nic。？ Wilt thou buy there some high heads of the newest cut for my daughters？ How comest thou to go with thy arm tied up？ Has old Lewis given thee a rap over thy fingers' ends？ Thy weapon was a good one when I wielded it； but the butt…end remains in my hands。 I am so busy in packing up my goods that I have no time to talk with thee any longer。 It would do thy heart good to see what wagon…loads I am preparing for market。 If thou wantest any good office of mine； for all that has happened I will use thee well； Nic。 B'ye； Nic。〃
POSTSCRIPT。
It has been disputed amongst the literati of Grub Street whether Sir Humphry proceeded any farther into the history of John Bull。 By diligent inquiry we have found the titles of some chapters； which appear to be a continuation of it； and are as follow：
CHAP。 I。How John was made angry with the Articles of Agreement。 How he kicked the Parchment through the House； up…stairs and down…stairs； and put himself in a great Heat thereby。
CHAP。 II。How in his Passion he was going to cut off Sir Roger's head with a Cleaver。 Of the strange manner of Sir Roger's escaping the blow； by laying his Head upon the Dresser。
CHAP。 III。How some of John's Servants attempted to scale his House with Rope Ladders； and how many unfortunately dangled in the same。
CHAP。 IV。Of the Methods by which John endeavoured to preserve the Peace amongst his Neighbours。 How he kept a pair of Stillyards to weigh them； and by Diet； Purging； Vomiting； and Bleeding； tried to bring them to equal Bulk and Strength。
CHAP。 V。Of False Accounts of the Weights given in by some of the Journeymen； and of the Newmarket Tricks that were practised at the Stillyards。
CHAP。 VI。How John's New Journeymen brought him other guess Accounts of the Stillyards。
CHAP。 VII。How Sir Swain Northy* was； by Bleeding； Purging； and a Steel Diet； brought into a Consumption； and how John was forced afterwards to give him the Gold Cordial。
* King of Sweden。
CHAP。 VIII。How Peter Bear* was overfed； and afterwards refused to submit to the course of Physic。
* Czar of Muscovy。
CHAP。 IX。How John pampered Esquire South with Tit…bits； till he grew wanton； how he got drunk with Calabrian Wine； and longed for Sicilian Beef； and how John carried him thither in his barge。
CHAP。 X。How the Esquire； from a foul…feeder； grew dainty： how he longed for Mangoes； Spices； and Indian Birds' Nests； etc。； and could not sleep but in a Chintz Bed。
CHAP。 XI。The Esquire turned Tradesman； how he set up a China Shop* over against Nic。 Frog。
* The Ostend Company。
CHAP。 XII。How he procured Spanish Flies to blister his Neighbours； and as a Provocative to himself。 As likewise how he carried off Nic。 Frog's favourite Daughter。
CHAP。 XIII。How Nic。 Frog； hearing the Girl squeak； went to call John Bull as a Constable。
CHAP。 XIV。How John rose out of his Bed on a cold Morning to prevent a Duel between Esq。 South and Lord Strutt； how； to his great surprise； he found the Combatants drinking Geneva in a Brandy Shop； with Nic。's favourite Daughter between them； how they both fell upon John； so that he was forced to fight his way out。
CHAP。 XV。How John came with his Constable's Staff to rescue Nic。's Daughter； and break the Esquire's China Ware。
CHAP。 XVI。Commentary upon the Spanish Proverb； 〃Time and I against any Two；〃 or Advice to Dogmatical Politicians exemplified in some New Affairs between John Bull and Lewis Baboon。
CHAP。 XVII。A Discourse of the delightful Game of Quadrille。 How Lewis Baboon attempted to play a Game Solo in Clubs； and was bested； how John called Lewis for his King； and was afraid that his own Partner should have too many tricks； and how the Success and Skill of Quadrille depends upon calling a right King。
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