merton of the movies-第74章
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had been outraged by a suggestion that the spurs be again put to their offensive use； and he had been stunned by an offer of three hundred and fifty dollars a week。 That was all。
Here was a new angle to the puzzles that distracted him。 He was not only praised by the witless； but he had been found desirable by certain discerning overlords of filmdom。 What could be the secret of a talent that caused people； after viewing it but once； to make reckless offers？
And another thingwhy had he allowed Baird to 〃sew him up〃？ The Montague girl again occupied the foreground of his troubled musings。 She； with her airs of wise importance； had helped to sew him up。 She was a helpless thing； after all； and false of nature。 He would have matters out with her this very day。 But first he must confront Baird in a scene of scorn and reprobation。
On the car he became aware that far back in remote caverns of his mind there ran a teasing memory of some book on the shelves of the Simsbury public library。 He was sure it was not a book he had read。 It was merely the title that hid itself。 Only this had ever interested him； and it but momentarily。 So much he knew。 A book's title had lodged in his mind； remained there； and was now curiously stirring in some direct relation to his present perplexities。
But it kept its face averted。 He could not read it。 Vaguely he identified the nameless book with Tessie Kearns； he could not divine how； because it was not her book and he had never seen it except on the library shelf。
The nameless book persistently danced before him。 He was glad of this。 It kept him at moments from thinking of the loathly Baird。
CHAPTER XIX
THE TRAGIC COMEDIAN
Penetrating the Holden lot he was relieved to find that he created no immediate sensation。 People did not halt to point derisive fingers at him； he had half feared they would。 As he approached the office building he was almost certain he saw Baird turn in ahead of him。 Yet when he entered the outer room of the Buckeye offices a young woman looked up from her typewriter to tell him that Mr。 Baird was not in。
She was a serious…eyed young woman of a sincere manner； she spoke with certainty of tone。 Mr。 Baird was not only out； but he would not be in for several days。 His physician had ordered him to a sanitarium。
The young woman resumed her typing； she did not again； glance up。 The caller seemed to consider waiting on a chance that she had been misinformed。 He was now sure he had seen Baird enter the building； and the door of his private office was closed。 The caller idled outside the railing； absently regarding stills of past Buckeye atrocities that had been hung upon the walls of the office by someone with primitive tastes in decoration。 He was debating a direct challenge of the young woman's veracity。
What would she say if told that the caller meant to wait right there until Mr。 Baird should convalesce？ He managed some appraising side… glances at her as she bent over her machine。 She seemed to believe he had already gone。
Then he did go。 No good talking that way to a girl。 If it had been a man。 now〃You tell Mr。 Baird that Mr。 Gill's got to see him as soon as possible about something important；〃 he directed from the open door。
The young woman raised her serious eyes to his and nodded。 She resumed her work。 The door closed。 Upon its closing the door of Baird's private office opened noiselessly to a crack that sufficed for the speaking voice at very moderate pitch to issue。
〃Get Miss Montague on the 'phone；〃 directed the voice。 The door closed noiselessly。 Beyond it Mr。 Baird was presently speaking in low； sweet tones。
〃'Lo； Sister！ Listen； that squirrel just boiled in here； and I ducked him。 I told the girl I wasn't to be in unless he was laughing all over； and he wasn't doing the least little thing that was anywheres near laughing。 See what I mean？ It's up to you now。 You started it； you got to finish it。 I've irised out。 Get me？〃
On the steps outside the rebuffed Merton Gill glanced at his own natty wrist…watch； bought with some of the later wages of his shame。 It was the luncheon hour； mechanically he made his way to the cafeteria。 He had ceased to rehearse the speech a doughtier Baird would now have been hearing。
Instead he roughly drafted one that Sarah Nevada Montague could not long evade。 Even on her dying bed she would be compelled to listen。 The practising orator with bent head mumbled as he walked。 He still mumbled as he indicated a choice of foods at the cafeteria counter； he continued to be thus absorbed as he found a table near the centre of the room。
He arranged his assortment of viands。 〃You led me on； that's what you did；〃 he continued to the absent culprit。 〃Led me on to make a laughing…stock of myself； that's what you did。 Made a fool of me； that's what you did。〃
〃All the same； I can't help thinking he's a harm to the industry；〃 came the crisp tones of Henshaw from an adjoining table。 The rehearsing orator glanced up to discover that the director and the sunny…faced brown and gray man he called Governor were smoking above the plates of their finished luncheon。
〃I wouldn't worry too much；〃 suggested the cheerful governor。
〃But see what he does： he takes the good old reliable； sure…fire stuff and makes fun of it。 I admit it's funny to start with； but what'll happen to us if the picture public ever finds that out？ What'll we do then for dramaafter they've learned to laugh at the old stuff？〃
〃Tush； tush； my boy！〃 The Governor waved a halfconsumed cigarette until its ash fell。 〃Never fear。 Do you think a thousand Jeff Bairds could make the picture public laugh at the old stuff when it's played straight？ They laughed last night； yes； but not so much at the really fine burlesque； they guffawed at the slap…stick stuff that went with it。 Baird's shrewd。 He knows if he played straight burlesque he'd never make a dollar； so notice how he'll give a bit of straight that is genuine art； then a bit of slap…stick that any one can get。 The slap…stick is what carries the show。 Real burlesque is criticism； my boy； sometimes the very high…browest sort。 It demands sophistication； a pretty high intelligence in the man that gets it。
〃All right。 Now take your picture public。 Twenty million people every day； not the same ones every day； but with same average cranial index； which is low for all but about seven out of every hundred。 That's natural because there aren't twenty million people in the world with taste or real intelligenceprobably not five million。 Well； you take this twenty million bunch that we sell to every day； and suppose they saw that lovely thing last nightdon't you know they'd all be back to…night to see a real mopping mother with a real son falsely accused of crimesure they'd be back； their heads bloody but unbowed。 Don't worry； that reliable field marshal； old General Hokum； leads an unbeatable army。〃
Merton Gill had listened to the beginning of this harangue； but now he savagely devoured food。 He thought this socalled Governor was too much like Baird。
〃Well； Governor； I hope you're right。 But that was pretty keen stuff last night。 That first bit won't do Parmalee any good； and that Buck Benson stuffyou can't tell me a little more of that wouldn't make Benson look around for a new play。〃
〃But I do tell you just that。 It won't hurt Parmalee a bit； and Benson can go on Bensoning to the end of timeto big money。 You keep forgetting this twenty…million audience。 Go out and buy a picture magazine and read it through； just to remind you。 They want hokum； and pay for it。 Even this thing of Baird's； with all the saving slapstick； is over the heads of a good half of them。 I'll make a bet with you now； anything you name； that it won't gross two thirds as much as Benson's next Western； and in that they'll cry their eyes out when he kisses his horse good…bye。 See if they don't。 Or see if they don't bawl at the next old gray…haired mother with a mop and a son that gets in bad。
〃Why； if you give 'em hokum they don't even demand acting。 Look at our own star； Mercer。 You know as well as I do that she not only can't act； but she's merely a beautiful moron。 In a world where right prevailed she'd be crowned queen of
