the ways of men-第31章
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desire to please as to pose for young women when they no longer can look the part。
Holmes； in MY MAIDEN AUNT； asks plaintively： …
WHY WILL SHE TRAIN THAT WINTRY CURL IN SUCH A SPRINGLIKE WAY？
That this folly is in the air to…day； few will dispute。 It seems to be perpetrated unconsciously by the greater number； with no particular object in view； simply because other people do it。 An unanswerable argument when used by one of the fair sex！
Few matrons stop to think for themselves； or they would realize that by appearing in the same attire as their daughters they challenge a comparison which can only be to their disadvantage； and should be if possible avoided。 Is there any disillusion more painful than； on approaching what appeared from a distance to be a young girl； to find one's self face to face with sixty years of wrinkles？ That is a modern version of the saying； 〃an old head on young shoulders；〃 with a vengeance！ If mistaken sexagenarians could divine the effect that tired eyes smiling from under false hair； aged throats clasped with collars of pearls； and rheumatic old ribs braced into a semblance of girlish grace； produce on the men for whose benefit such adornments have been arranged； reform would quickly follow。 There is something absolutely uncanny in the illusion。 The more successful it is； the more weird the effect。
No one wants to see Polonius in the finery of Mercutio。 What a sense of fitness demands is； on the contrary； a 〃make up〃 in keeping with the role； which does not mean that a woman is to become a frump； but only that she is to make herself attractive in another way。
During the ANCIEN REGIME in France； matters of taste were considered all…important； an entire court would consult on the shade of a brocade； and hail a new coiffure as an event。 The great ladies who had left their youth behind never then committed the blunder； so common among our middle…aged ladies； of aping the maidens of the day。 They were far too clever for that； and appreciated the advantages to be gained from sombre stuffs and flattering laces。 Let those who doubt study Nattier's exquisite portrait of Maria Leczinska。 Nothing in the pose or toilet suggests a desire on the painter's part to rejuvenate his sitter。 If anything； the queen's age is emphasized as something honorable。 The gray hair is simply arranged and partly veiled with black lace； which sets off her delicate； faded face to perfection； but without flattery or fraud。
We find the same view taken of age by the masters of the Renaissance； who appreciated its charm and loved to reproduce its grace。
Queen Elizabeth stands out in history as a woman who struggled ungracefully against growing old。 Her wigs and hoops and farthingales served only to make her ridiculous； and the fact that she wished to be painted without shadows in order to appear 〃young；〃 is recorded as an aberration of a great mind。
Are there no painters to…day who will whisper to our wives and mothers the secret of looking really lovely； and persuade them to abandon their foolish efforts at rejuvenation？
Let us see some real old ladies once more； as they look at us from miniature and portrait。 Few of us； I imagine； but cherish the memory of some such being in the old home； a soft… voiced grandmother； with silvery hair brushed under a discreet and flattering cap； with soft； dark raiment and tulle…wrapped throat。 There are still； it is to be hoped； many such lovable women in our land； but at times I look about me in dismay； and wonder who is to take their places when they are gone。 Are there to be no more 〃old ladies〃？ Will the next generation have to look back when the word 〃grandmother〃 is mentioned； to a stylish vision in Parisian apparel； decollete and decked in jewels； or arrayed in cocky little bonnets； perched on tousled curls； knowing jackets； and golfing skirts？
The present horror of anything elderly comes； probably； from the fact that the preceding generation went to the other extreme； young women retiring at forty into becapped old age。 Knowing how easily our excitable race runs to exaggeration； one trembles to think what surprises the future may hold； or what will be the next decree of Dame Fashion。 Having eliminated the 〃old lady〃 from off the face of the earth； how fast shall we continue down the fatal slope toward the ridiculous？ Shall we be compelled by a current stronger than our wills to array ourselves each year （the bare thought makes one shudder） in more and more youthful apparel； until corpulent senators take to running about in 〃sailor suits；〃 and octogenarian business men go 〃down town〃 in 〃pinafores；〃 while belles of sixty or seventy summers appear in Kate Greenaway costumes； and dine out in short…sleeved bibs； which will allow coy glimpses of their cunning old ankles to appear over their socks？
Chapter 23 … Around a Spring
THE greatest piece of good luck that can befall a Continental village is the discovery； within its limits； of a spring supplying some kind of malodorous water。 From that moment the entire community； abandoning all other plans； give themselves over to hatching their golden egg； experience having taught them that no other source of prosperity can compare with a SOURCE THERMALE。 If the water of the newfound spring； besides having an unpleasant smell； is also hot； then Providence has indeed blessed the township。
The first step is to have the fluid analyzed by a celebrity； and its medicinal qualities duly set forth in a certificate。 The second is to get official recognition from the government and the authorization to erect a bath house。 Once these preliminaries accomplished； the way lies plain before the fortunate village； every citizen； from the mayor down to the humblest laborer； devotes himself to solving the all…important problem how to attract strangers to the place and keep and amuse them when they have been secured。
Multicolored pamphlets detailing the local attractions are mailed to the four corners of the earth； and brilliant chromos of the village； with groups of peasants in the foreground； wearing picturesque costumes； are posted in every available railway station and booking…office； regardless of the fact that no costumes have been known in the neighborhood for half a century； except those provided by the hotel proprietors for their housemaids。 A national dress； however； has a fine effect in the advertisement； and gives a local color to the scene。 What； for instance； would Athens be without that superb individual in national get…up whom one is sure to see before the hotel on alighting from the omnibus？ I am convinced that he has given as much pleasure as the Acropolis to most travellers； the knowledge that the hotel proprietors share the expenses of his keep and toilet cannot dispel the charm of those scarlet embroideries and glittering arms。
After preparing their trap； the wily inhabitants of a new watering…place have only to sit down and await events。 The first people to appear on the scene are； naturally； the English； some hidden natural law compelling that race to wander forever in inexpensive by…ways and serve as pioneers for other nations。 No matter how new or inaccessible the spring； you are sure to find a small colony of Britons installed in the half…finished hotels； reading week…old editions of the TIMES； and grumbling over the increase in prices since the year before。
As soon as the first stray Britons have developed into an 〃English colony；〃 the municipality consider themselves authorized to construct a casino and open avenues； which are soon bordered by young trees and younger villas。 In the wake of the English come invalids of other nationalities。 If a wandering 〃crowned head〃 can be secured for a season； a great step is gained； as that will attract the real paying public and the Americans； who as a general thing are the last to appear on the scene。
At this stage of its evolution； the 〃city fathers〃 build a theatre in connection with their casino； and （persuading the government to wink at their evasion of the gambling laws） add games of chance t
