hard times(艰难时世)-第3章
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All England) to the ropes; and fall upon him neatly。 He was certain
to knock the wind out of commonsense; and render that unlucky
adversary deaf to the call of time。 And he had it in charge from
high authority to bring about the great public…office Millennium;
when Commissioners should reign upon earth。
“Very well;” said this gentleman; briskly smiling; and folding
his arms。 “That’s a horse。 Now; let me ask you girls and boys;
would you paper a room with representations of horses?”
After a pause; one half of the children cried in chorus; “Yes;
sir!” Upon which the other half; seeing in the gentleman’s face
that Yes was wrong; cried out in chorus; “No; sir!”—as the custom
is; in these examinations。
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“Of course; No。 Why wouldn’t you?”
A pause。 One corpulent slow boy; with a wheezy manner of
breathing; ventured the answer。 Because he wouldn’t paper a
room at all; but would paint it。
“You must paper it;” said Thomas Gradgrind; “whether you like
it or not。 Don’t tell us you wouldn’t paper it。 What do you mean;
boy?”
“I’ll explain to you; then;” said the gentleman; after another and
a dismal pause; “why you wouldn’t paper a room with
representations of horses。 Do you ever see horses walking up and
down the sides of rooms in reality—in fact? Do you?”
“Yes; sir!” from one half。 “No; sir!” from the other。
“Of course no;” said the gentleman; with an indignant look at
the wrong half。 “Why; then; you are not to see anywhere; what you
don’t see in fact; you are not to have anywhere; what you don’t
have in fact。 What is called Taste; is only another name for Fact。”
Thomas Gradgrind nodded his approbation。
“This is a new principle; a discovery; a great discovery;” said
the gentleman。 “Now; I’ll try you again。 Suppose you were going to
carpet a room。 Would you use a carpet having a representation of
flowers upon it?”
There being a general conviction by this time that “No; sir!”
was always the right answer to this gentleman; the chorus of No
was very strong。 Only a few feeble stragglers said Yes; among
them Sissy Jupe。
“Girl number twenty;” said the gentleman; smiling in the calm
strength of knowledge。
Sissy blushed; and stood up。
“So you would carpet your room—or your husband’s room; if
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you were a grown woman; and had a husband—with
representations of flowers; would you;” said the gentleman。 “Why
would you?”
“If you please; sir; I am very fond of flowers;” returned the girl。
“And is that why you would put tables and chairs upon them;
and have people walking over them with heavy boots?”
“It wouldn’t hurt them; sir。 They wouldn’t crush and wither if
you please; sir。 They would be the pictures of what was very pretty
and pleasant; and I would fancy—”
“Ay; ay; ay! But you mustn’t fancy;” cried the gentleman; quite
elated by coming so happily to his point。 “That’s it! You are never
to fancy。”
“You are not; Cecilia Jupe;” Thomas Gradgrind solemnly
repeated; “to do anything of that kind。”
“Fact; fact; fact!” said the gentleman。 And “Fact; fact; fact!”
repeated Thomas Gradgrind。
“You are to be in all things regulated and governed;” said the
gentleman; “by fact。 We hope to have; before long; a board of fact;
composed of commissioners of fact; who will force the people to be
a people of fact; and of nothing but fact。 You must discard the
word Fancy altogether。 You have nothing to do with it。 You are
not to have; in any object of use or ornament; what would be a
contradiction in fact。 You don’t walk upon flowers in fact; you
cannot be allowed to walk upon flowers in carpets。 You don’t find
that foreign birds and butterflies come and perch upon your
crockery。 You never meet with quadrupeds going up and down
walls; you must not have quadrupeds represented upon walls。 You
must use;” said the gentleman; “for all these purposes;
combinations and modifications (in primary colours) of
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mathematical figures which are susceptible of proof and
demonstration。 This is the new discovery。 This is fact。 This is
taste。”
The girl curtseyed; and sat down。 She was very young; and she
looked as if she were frightened by the matter…of…fact prospect the
world afforded。
“Now; if Mr M’Choakumchild;” said the gentleman; “will
proceed to give his first lesson here; Mr Gradgrind; I shall be
happy; at your request; to observe his mode of procedure。”
Mr Gradgrind was much obliged。 “Mr M’Choakumchild; we
only wait for you。”
So; Mr M’Choakumchild began in his best manner。 He and
some one hundred and forty other schoolmasters; had been lately
turned at the same time; in the same factory; on the same
principles; like so many pianoforte legs。 He had been put through
an immense variety of paces; and had answered volumes of head…
breaking questions。 Orthography; etymology; syntax; and prosody;
biography; astronomy; geography; and general cosmography; the
sciences of compound proportion; algebra; land…surveying and
levelling; vocal music; and drawing from models; were all at the
ends of his ten chilled fingers。 He had worked his stony way into
Her Majesty’s most Honourable Privy Council’s Schedule B; and
had taken the bloom off the higher branches of mathematics and
physical science; French; German; Latin; and Greek。 He knew all
about all the Water Sheds of all the world (whatever they are); and
all the histories of all the peoples; and all the names of all the
rivers and mountains; and all the productions; manners; and
customs of all the countries; and all their boundaries and bearings
on the two and thirty points of the compass。 Ah; rather overdone;
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M’Choakumchild。 If he had only learnt a little less; how infinitely
better he might have taught much more!
He went to work in this preparatory lesson; not unlike
Morgiana in the Forty Thieves: looking into all the vessels ranged
before him; one after another; to see what they contained。 Say;
good M’Choakumchild。 When from thy boiling store; thou shalt fill
each jar brim full by and by; dost thou think that thou wilt alwa