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All England) to the ropes; and fall upon him neatly。 He was certain 

to knock the wind out of commonsense; and render that unlucky 

adversary   deaf   to   the   call   of   time。   And   he   had   it   in   charge   from 

high  authority  to  bring  about  the   great   public…office   Millennium; 

when Commissioners should reign upon earth。 

    “Very   well;”   said   this   gentleman;   briskly   smiling;   and   folding 

his   arms。   “That’s   a   horse。   Now;   let   me   ask   you   girls   and   boys; 

would you paper a room with representations of horses?” 

    After   a   pause;   one   half   of   the   children   cried   in   chorus;   “Yes; 

sir!”   Upon   which   the   other   half;   seeing   in   the   gentleman’s   face 

that Yes was wrong; cried out in chorus; “No; sir!”—as the custom 

is; in these examinations。 



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    “Of course; No。 Why wouldn’t you?” 

   A   pause。   One   corpulent   slow   boy;   with   a   wheezy   manner   of 

breathing;      ventured    the   answer。    Because     he   wouldn’t    paper    a 

room at all; but would paint it。 

    “You must paper it;” said Thomas Gradgrind; “whether you like 

it or not。 Don’t tell us you wouldn’t paper it。   What do  you  mean; 

boy?” 

    “I’ll explain to you; then;” said the gentleman; after another and 

a    dismal     pause;    “why      you    wouldn’t     paper     a   room     with 

representations of horses。 Do you ever see horses walking up and 

down the sides of rooms in reality—in fact? Do you?” 

    “Yes; sir!” from one half。 “No; sir!” from the other。 

    “Of  course no;”   said   the   gentleman;   with  an  indignant   look   at 

the wrong half。 “Why; then; you are not to see anywhere; what you 

don’t   see   in   fact;   you   are   not   to   have   anywhere;   what   you   don’t 

have in fact。 What is called Taste; is only another name for Fact。” 

    Thomas Gradgrind nodded his approbation。 

    “This   is   a   new  principle;   a   discovery;   a   great   discovery;”   said 

the gentleman。 “Now; I’ll try you again。 Suppose you were going to 

carpet a room。 Would you use a carpet having a representation of 

flowers upon it?” 

    There   being   a   general   conviction   by   this   time   that   “No;   sir!” 

was always the right  answer  to  this   gentleman;   the   chorus   of No 

was   very   strong。   Only   a   few   feeble   stragglers    said   Yes;  among 

them Sissy Jupe。 

    “Girl number twenty;” said the gentleman; smiling in the calm 

strength of knowledge。 

    Sissy blushed; and stood up。 

    “So  you   would   carpet   your   room—or   your   husband’s   room;   if 



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you      were     a   grown      woman;       and     had     a   husband—with 

representations of flowers; would you;” said the gentleman。 “Why 

would you?” 

    “If you please; sir; I am very fond of flowers;” returned the girl。 

    “And is that why you would put  tables  and chairs   upon   them; 

and have people walking over them with heavy boots?” 

    “It wouldn’t hurt them; sir。 They wouldn’t crush and   wither  if 

you please; sir。 They would be the pictures of what was very pretty 

and pleasant; and I would fancy—” 

    “Ay; ay; ay! But you mustn’t fancy;” cried the gentleman; quite 

elated by coming so happily to his point。 “That’s it! You are never 

to fancy。” 

    “You     are   not;   Cecilia    Jupe;”    Thomas      Gradgrind       solemnly 

repeated; “to do anything of that kind。” 

    “Fact;   fact;   fact!”   said   the   gentleman。   And   “Fact;   fact;   fact!” 

repeated Thomas Gradgrind。 

    “You are to be in all   things   regulated   and   governed;”   said  the 

gentleman; “by fact。 We hope to have; before long; a board of fact; 

composed of commissioners of fact; who will force the people to be 

a   people   of   fact;   and   of   nothing   but   fact。   You   must   discard   the 

word   Fancy   altogether。   You   have   nothing   to   do   with   it。   You   are 

not   to   have;   in   any   object   of   use   or   ornament;   what   would   be   a 

contradiction   in   fact。   You   don’t   walk   upon   flowers   in     fact;  you 

cannot be allowed to walk upon flowers in carpets。 You don’t find 

that    foreign   birds    and   butterflies    come    and    perch    upon    your 

crockery。   You   never   meet   with   quadrupeds   going   up   and   down 

walls; you must not have quadrupeds represented upon walls。 You 

must      use;”    said    the    gentleman;       “for   all   these     purposes; 

combinations         and     modifications        (in    primary      colours)      of 



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mathematical         figures    which     are    susceptible      of   proof    and 

demonstration。        This   is  the  new   discovery。    This   is  fact。  This   is 

taste。” 

    The girl curtseyed; and sat down。 She was very young; and she 

looked as if she were frightened by the matter…of…fact prospect the 

world afforded。 

    “Now;      if  Mr   M’Choakumchild;”          said   the   gentleman;      “will 

proceed   to   give    his  first   lesson  here;   Mr   Gradgrind;   I   shall   be 

happy; at your request; to observe his mode of procedure。” 

    Mr    Gradgrind     was    much    obliged。    “Mr   M’Choakumchild;         we 

only wait for you。” 

    So;   Mr   M’Choakumchild         began   in   his   best  manner。     He   and 

some one hundred and forty other schoolmasters; had been lately 

turned     at   the  same     time;   in  the   same    factory;   on   the   same 

principles; like so many pianoforte legs。 He had been put through 

an immense variety of paces; and had answered volumes of head… 

breaking questions。 Orthography; etymology; syntax; and prosody; 

biography;   astronomy;   geography;   and   general   cosmography;   the 

sciences     of  compound       proportion;     algebra;    land…surveying      and 

levelling;   vocal   music;   and   drawing   from   models;   were   all   at   the 

ends of his ten chilled fingers。 He had worked his stony way into 

Her  Majesty’s   most  Honourable  Privy  Council’s   Schedule   B; and 

had taken the bloom off the higher branches of mathematics and 

physical science; French; German; Latin; and Greek。 He knew all 

about all the Water Sheds of all the world (whatever they are); and 

all   the   histories   of   all   the   peoples;   and   all   the   names   of   all   the 

rivers    and   mountains;      and    all  the  productions;      manners;     and 

customs of all the countries; and all their boundaries and bearings 

on the two and thirty points of the compass。 Ah; rather overdone; 



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M’Choakumchild。 If he had only learnt a little less; how infinitely 

better he might have taught much more! 

   He     went    to  work     in  this   preparatory      lesson;   not   unlike 

Morgiana in the Forty Thieves: looking into all the vessels ranged 

before   him;   one   after   another;   to   see   what   they   contained。   Say; 

good M’Choakumchild。 When from thy boiling store; thou shalt fill 

each jar brim full by and by; dost thou think that thou wilt alwa

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