the double-dealer-第15章
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damned for a Judas Maccabeus and Iscariot both。 O friendship! what
art thou but a name? Henceforward let no man make a friend that
would not be a cuckold: for whomsoever he receives into his bosom
will find the way to his bed; and there return his caresses with
interest to his wife。 Have I for this been pinioned; night after
night for three years past? Have I been swathed in blankets till I
have been even deprived of motion? Have I approached the marriage
bed with reverence as to a sacred shrine; and denied myself the
enjoyment of lawful domestic pleasures to preserve its purity; and
must I now find it polluted by foreign iniquity? O my Lady Plyant;
you were chaste as ice; but you are melted now; and false as water。
But Providence has been constant to me in discovering this
conspiracy; still; I am beholden to Providence。 If it were not for
Providence; sure; poor Sir Paul; thy heart would break。
SCENE X。
'To him' LADY PLYANT。
LADY PLYANT。 So; sir; I see you have read the letter。 Well; now;
Sir Paul; what do you think of your friend Careless? Has he been
treacherous; or did you give his insolence a licence to make trial
of your wife's suspected virtue? D'ye see here? 'Snatches the
letter as in anger。' Look; read it。 Gads my life; if I thought it
were so; I would this moment renounce all communication with you。
Ungrateful monster! He? is it so? Ay; I see it; a plot upon my
honour; your guilty cheeks confess it。 Oh; where shall wronged
virtue fly for reparation? I'll be divorced this instant。
SIR PAUL。 Gads…bud; what shall I say? This is the strangest
surprise。 Why; I don't know anything at all; nor I don't know
whether there be anything at all in the world; or no。
LADY PLYANT。 I thought I should try you; false man。 I; that never
dissembled in my life; yet to make trial of you; pretended to like
that monster of iniquity; Careless; and found out that contrivance
to let you see this letter; which now I find was of your own
inditingI do; heathen; I do。 See my face no more; I'll be
divorced presently。
SIR PAUL。 O strange; what will become of me? I'm so amazed; and so
overjoyed; so afraid; and so sorry。 But did you give me this letter
on purpose; he? Did you?
LADY PLYANT。 Did I? Do you doubt me; Turk; Saracen? I have a
cousin that's a proctor in the Commons; I'll go to him instantly。
SIR PAUL。 Hold; stay; I beseech your ladyship。 I'm so overjoyed;
stay; I'll confess all。
LADY PLYANT。 What will you confess; Jew?
SIR PAUL。 Why; now; as I hope to be saved; I had no hand in this
letternay; hear me; I beseech your ladyship。 The devil take me
now if he did not go beyond my commission。 If I desired him to do
any more than speak a good word only just for me; gads…bud; only for
poor Sir Paul; I'm an Anabaptist; or a Jew; or what you please to
call me。
LADY PLYANT。 Why; is not here matter of fact?
SIR PAUL。 Ay; but by your own virtue and continency that matter of
fact is all his own doing。 I confess I had a great desire to have
some honours conferred upon me; which lie all in your ladyship's
breast; and he being a well…spoken man; I desired him to intercede
for me。
LADY PLYANT。 Did you so? presumption! Oh; he comes; the Tarquin
comes; I cannot bear his sight。
SCENE XI。
CARELESS; SIR PAUL。
CARE。 Sir Paul; I'm glad I've met with you; 'gad; I have said all I
could; but can't prevail。 Then my friendship to you has carried me
a little farther in this matter。
SIR PAUL。 Indeed; well sir; I'll dissemble with him a little。
'Aside。'
CARE。 Why; faith I have in my time known honest gentlemen abused by
a pretended coyness in their wives; and I had a mind to try my
lady's virtue。 And when I could not prevail for you; gad; I
pretended to be in love myself; but all in vain; she would not hear
a word upon that subject。 Then I writ a letter to her; I don't know
what effects that will have; but I'll be sure to tell you when I do;
though by this light I believe her virtue is impregnable。
SIR PAUL。 O Providence! Providence! What discoveries are here
made? Why; this is better and more miraculous than the rest。
CARE。 What do you mean?
SIR PAUL。 I can't tell you; I'm so overjoyed; come along with me to
my lady; I can't contain myself; come; my dear friend。
CARE。 So; so; so; this difficulty's over。 'Aside。'
SCENE XII。
MELLEFONT; MASKWELL; from different doors。
MEL。 Maskwell! I have been looking for you'tis within a quarter
of eight。
MASK。 My lady is just gone into my lord's closet; you had best
steal into her chamber before she comes; and lie concealed there;
otherwise she may lock the door when we are together; and you not
easily get in to surprise us。
MEL。 He? You say true。
MASK。 You had best make haste; for after she has made some apology
to the company for her own and my lord's absence all this while;
she'll retire to her chamber instantly。
MEL。 I go this moment。 Now; fortune; I defy thee。
SCENE XIII。
MASKWELL alone。
MASK。 I confess you may be allowed to be secure in your own
opinion; the appearance is very fair; but I have an after…game to
play that shall turn the tables; and here comes the man that I must
manage。
SCENE XIV。
'To him' LORD TOUCHWOOD。
LORD TOUCH。 Maskwell; you are the man I wished to meet。
MASK。 I am happy to be in the way of your lordship's commands。
LORD TOUCH。 I have always found you prudent and careful in anything
that has concerned me or my family。
MASK。 I were a villain else。 I am bound by duty and gratitude; and
my own inclination; to be ever your lordship's servant。
LORD TOUCH。 Enough。 You are my friend; I know it。 Yet there has
been a thing in your knowledge; which has concerned me nearly; that
you have concealed from me。
MASK。 My lord!
LORD TOUCH。 Nay; I excuse your friendship to my unnatural nephew
thus far。 But I know you have been privy to his impious designs
upon my wife。 This evening she has told me all。 Her good nature
concealed it as long as was possible; but he perseveres so in
villainy; that she has told me even you were weary of dissuading
him; though you have once actually hindered him from forcing her。
MASK。 I am sorry; my lord; I can't make you an answer; this is an
occasion in which I would not willing be silent。
LORD TOUCH。 I know you would excuse himand I know as well that
you can't。
MASK。 Indeed I was in hopes it had been a youthful heat that might
have soon boiled over; but …
LORD TOUCH。 Say on。
MASK。 I have nothing more to say; my lord; but to express my
concern; for I think his frenzy increases daily。
LORD TOUCH。 How! Give me but proof of it; ocular proof; that I may
justify my dealing with him to the world; and share my fortunes。
MASK。 O my lord! consider; that is hard。 Besides; time may work
upon him。 Then; for me to do it! I have professed an everlasting
friendship to him。
LORD TOUCH。 He is your friend; and what am I?
MASK。 I am answered。
LORD TOUCH。 Fear not his displeasure; I will put you out of his;
and fortune's power; and for that thou art scrupulously honest; I
will secure thy fidelity to him; and give my honour never to own any
discovery that you shall make me。 Can you give me a demonstrative
proof? Speak。
MASK。 I wish I could not。 To be plain; my lord; I intended this
evening to have tried all arguments to dissuade him from a design
which I suspect; and if I had not succeeded; to have informed your
lordship of what I knew。
LORD TOUCH。 I thank you。 What is the villain's purpose?
MASK。 He has owned nothing to me of late; and what I mean now; is
only a bare suspicion of my own。 If your lordship will meet me a
quarter of an hour hence there; in that lobby