lavengro-第102章
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everything; there is a time for a cup of cold water; there is a
time for strong meat and bread; there is a time for advice; and
there is a time for ale; and I have generally found that the time
for advice is after a cup of ale。 I do not say many cups; the
tongue then speaketh more smoothly; and the ear listeneth more
benignantly; but why do I attempt to reason with you? do I not know
you for conceited creatures; with one idea … and that a foolish
one; … a crotchet; for the sake of which ye would sacrifice
anything; religion if required … country? There; fling down my
book; I do not wish ye to walk any farther in my company; unless
you cast your nonsense away; which ye will never do; for it is the
breath of your nostrils; fling down my book; it was not written to
support a crotchet; for know one thing; my good people; I have
invariably been an enemy to humbug。
'Well;' said the tinker; after we had discoursed some time; 'little
thought; when I first saw you; that you were of my own trade。'
MYSELF。 Nor am I; at least not exactly。 There is not much
difference; 'tis true; between a tinker and a smith。
TINKER。 You are a whitesmith then?
MYSELF。 Not I; I'd scorn to be anything so mean; no; friend;
black's the colour; I am a brother of the horse…shoe。 Success to
the hammer and tongs。
TINKER。 Well; I shouldn't have thought you had been a blacksmith
by your hands。
MYSELF。 I have seen them; however; as black as yours。 The truth
is; I have not worked for many a day。
TINKER。 Where did you serve first?
MYSELF。 In Ireland。
TINKER。 That's a good way off; isn't it?
MYSELF。 Not very far; over those mountains to the left; and the
run of salt water that lies behind them; there's Ireland。
TINKER。 It's a fine thing to be a scholar。
MYSELF。 Not half so fine as to be a tinker。
TINKER。 How you talk!
MYSELF。 Nothing but the truth; what can be better than to be one's
own master? Now a tinker is his own master; a scholar is not。 Let
us suppose the best of scholars; a schoolmaster for example; for I
suppose you will admit that no one can be higher in scholarship
than a schoolmaster; do you call his a pleasant life? I don't; we
should call him a school…slave; rather than a schoolmaster。 Only
conceive him in blessed weather like this; in his close school;
teaching children to write in copy…books; 'Evil communication
corrupts good manners;' or 'You cannot touch pitch without
defilement;' or to spell out of Abedariums; or to read out of Jack
Smith; or Sandford and Merton。 Only conceive him; I say; drudging
in such guise from morning till night; without any rational
enjoyment but to beat the children。 Would you compare such a dog's
life as that with your own … the happiest under heaven … true Eden
life; as the Germans would say; … pitching your tent under the
pleasant hedgerows; listening to the song of the feathered tribes;
collecting all the leaky kettles in the neighbourhood; soldering
and joining; earning your honest bread by the wholesome sweat of
your brow … making ten holes … hey; what's this? what's the man
crying for?
Suddenly the tinker had covered his face with his hands; and begun
to sob and moan like a man in the deepest distress; the breast of
his wife was heaved with emotion; even the children were agitated;
the youngest began to roar。
MYSELF。 What's the matter with you; what are you all crying about?
TINKER (uncovering his face)。 Lord; why to hear you talk; isn't
that enough to make anybody cry … even the poor babes? Yes; you
said right; 'tis life in the garden of Eden … the tinker's; I see
so now that I'm about to give it up。
MYSELF。 Give it up! you must not think of such a thing。
TINKER。 No; I can't bear to think of it; and yet I must; what's to
be done? How hard to be frightened to death; to be driven off the
roads。
MYSELF。 Who has driven you off the roads?
TINKER。 Who! the Flaming Tinman。
MYSELF。 Who is he?
TINKER。 The biggest rogue in England; and the cruellest; or he
wouldn't have served me as he has done … I'll tell you all about
it。 I was born upon the roads; and so was my father before me; and
my mother too; and I worked with them as long as they lived; as a
dutiful child; for I have nothing to reproach myself with on their
account; and when my father died I took up the business; and went
his beat; and supported my mother for the little time she lived;
and when she died I married this young woman; who was not born upon
the roads; but was a small tradesman s daughter; at Gloster。 She
had a kindness for me; and; notwithstanding her friends were
against the match; she married the poor tinker; and came to live
with him upon the roads。 Well; young man; for six or seven years I
… as the happiest fellow breathing; living just the life you
described just now … respected by everybody in this beat; when in
an evil hour comes this Black Jack; this flaming tinman; into these
parts; driven as they say out of Yorkshire … for no good you may be
sure。 Now there is no beat will support two tinkers; as you
doubtless know; mine was a good one; but it would not support the
flying tinker and myself; though if it would have supported twenty
it would have been all the same to the flying villain; who'll brook
no one but himself; so he presently finds me out; and offers to
fight me for the beat。 Now; being bred upon the roads; I can fight
a little; that is with anything like my match; but I was not going
to fight him; who happens to be twice my size; and so I told him;
whereupon he knocks me down; and would have done me farther
mischief had not some men been nigh and prevented him; so he
threatened to cut my throat; and went his way。 Well; I did not
like such usage at all; and was woundily frightened; and tried to
keep as much out of his way as possible; going anywhere but where I
thought I was likely to meet him; and sure enough for several
months I contrived to keep out of his way。 At last somebody told
me that he was gone back to Yorkshire; whereupon I was glad at
heart; and ventured to show myself; going here and there as I did
before。 Well; young man; it was yesterday that I and mine set
ourselves down in a lane; about five miles from here; and lighted
our fire; and had our dinner; and after dinner I sat down to mend
three kettles and a frying pan which the people in the
neighbourhood had given me to mend … for; as I told you before; I
have a good connection; owing to my honesty。 Well; as I sat there
hard at work; happy as the day's long; and thinking of anything but
what was to happen; who should come up but this Black Jack; this
king of the tinkers; rattling along in his cart; with his wife;
that they call Grey Moll; by his side … for the villain has got a
wife; and a maid…servant too; the last I never saw; but they that
has; says that she is as big as a house; and young; and well to
look at; which can't be all said of Moll; who; though she's big
enough in all conscience; is neither young nor handsome。 Well; no
sooner does he see me and mine; than; giving the reins to Grey
Moll; he springs out of his cart; and comes straight at me; not a
word did he say; but on he comes straight at me like a wild bull。
I am a quiet man; young fellow; but I saw now that quietness would
be of no use; so I sprang up upon my legs; and being bred upon the
roads; and able to fight a little; I squared as he came running in
upon me; and had a round or two with him。 Lord bless you; young
man; it was like a fly fighting with an elephant … one of those big
beasts the show…folks carry about。 I had not a chance with the
fellow; he knocked me here; he knocked me there; knocked me into
the hedge; and knocked me out again。 I was at my last shifts; and
my poor wife saw it。 No