sons of the soil-第63章
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wearing corsets。 The imagination of a poet or; better still; that of
an inventor; could not have found on Bebelle's back the slightest
trace of that seductive sinuosity which the vertebrae of all women who
are women usually produce。 Bebelle; round as a tortoise; belonged to
the genus of invertebrate females。 This alarming development of
cellular tissue no doubt reassured Lupin on the subject of the
platonic passion of his fat wife; whom he boldly called Bebelle
without raising a laugh。
〃Your wife; what is she?〃 said Sarcus the rich; one day; when unable
to digest the fatal word 〃superannuated;〃 applied to a piece of
furniture he had just bought at a bargain。
〃My wife is not like yours;〃 replied Lupin; 〃she is not defined as
yet。〃
Beneath his rosy exterior the notary possessed a subtle mind; and he
had the sense to say nothing about his property; which was fully as
large as that of Rigou。
Monsieur Lupin's son; Amaury; was a great trouble to his father。 An
only son; and one of the Don Juans of the valley; he utterly refused
to follow the paternal profession。 He took advantage of his position
as only son to bleed the strong…box cruelly; without; however;
exhausting the patience of his father; who would say after every
escapade; 〃Well; I was like that in my young days。〃 Amaury never came
to Madame Soudry's; he said she bored him; for; with a recollection of
her early days; she attempted to 〃educate〃 him; as she called it;
whereas he much preferred the pleasures and billiards of the Cafe de
la Paix。 He frequented the worst company of Soulanges; even down to
Bonnebault。 He continued sowing his wild oats; as Madame Soudry
remarked; and replied to all his father's remonstrances with one
perpetual request: 〃Send me back to Paris; for I am bored to death
here。〃
Lupin ended; alas! like other gallants; by an attachment that was
semi…conjugal。 His known passion; in spite of his former liaison with
Madame Sarcus; was for the wife of the under…sheriff of the municipal
court;Madame Euphemie Plissoud; daughter of Wattebled the grocer;
who reigned in the second…class society as Madame Soudry did in the
first。 Monsieur Plissoud; a competitor of Brunet; belonged to the
under…world of Soulanges on account of his wife's conduct; which it
was said he authorized;a report that drew upon him the contempt of
the leading society。
If Lupin was the musician of the leading society; Monsieur Gourdon;
the doctor; was its man of science。 The town said of him; 〃We have
here in our midst a scientific man of the first order。〃 Madame Soudry
(who believed she understood music because she had ushered in Piccini
and Gluck and had dressed Mademoiselle Laguerre for the Opera)
persuaded society; and even Lupin himself; that he might have made his
fortune by his voice; and; in like manner; she was always regretting
that the doctor did not publish his scientific ideas。
Monsieur Gourdon merely repeated the ideas of Cuvier and Buffon; which
might not have enabled him to pose as a scientist before the Soulanges
world; but besides this he was making a collection of shells; and he
possessed an herbarium; and he knew how to stuff birds。 He lived upon
the glory of having bequeathed his cabinet of natural history to the
town of Soulanges。 After this was known he was considered throughout
the department as a great naturalist and the successor of Buffon。 Like
a certain Genevese banker; whose pedantry; coldness; and puritan
propriety he copied; without possessing either his money or his
shrewdness; Monsieur Gourdon exhibited with great complacency the
famous collection; consisting of a bear and a monkey (both of which
had died on their way to Soulanges); all the rodents of the
department; mice and field…mice and dormice; rats; muskrats; and
moles; etc。; all the interesting birds ever shot in Burgundy; and an
Alpine eagle caught in the Jura。 Gourdon also possessed a collection
of lepidoptera;a word which led society to hope for monstrosities;
and to say; when it saw them; 〃Why; they are only butterflies!〃
Besides these things he had a fine array of fossil shells; mostly the
collections of his friends which they bequeathed to him; and all the
minerals of Burgundy and the Jura。
These treasures; laid out on shelves with glass doors (the drawers
beneath containing the insects); occupied the whole of the first floor
of the doctor's house; and produced a certain effect through the
oddity of the names on the tickets; the magic effect of the colors;
and the gathering together of so many things which no one pays the
slightest attention to when seen in nature; though much admired under
glass。 Society took a regular day to go and look at Monsieur Gourdon's
collection。
〃I have;〃 he said to all inquirers; 〃five hundred ornithological
objects; two hundred mammifers; five thousand insects; three thousand
shells; and seven thousand specimens of minerals。〃
〃What patience you have had!〃 said the ladies。
〃One must do something for one's country;〃 replied the collector。
He drew an enormous profit from his carcasses by the mere repetition
of the words; 〃I have bequeathed everything to the town by my will。〃
Visitors lauded his philanthropy; the authorities talked of devoting
the second floor of the town hall to the 〃Gourdon Museum;〃 after the
collector's death。
〃I rely upon the gratitude of my fellow…citizens to attach my name to
the gift;〃 he replied; 〃for I dare not hope they would place a marble
bust of me〃
〃It would be the very least we could do for you;〃 they rejoined; 〃are
you not the glory of our town?〃
Thus the man actually came to consider himself one of the celebrities
of Burgundy。 The surest incomes are not from consols after all; those
our vanity obtains for us have better security。 This man of science
was; to employ Lupin's superlatives; happy! happy!! happy!!!
Gourdon; the clerk of the court; brother of the doctor; was a pitiful
little creature; whose features all gathered about his nose; so that
the nose seemed the point of departure for the forehead; the cheeks;
and the mouth; all of which were connected with it just as the ravines
of a mountain begin at the summit。 This pinched little man was thought
to be one of the greatest poets in Burgundy;a Piron; it was the
fashion to say。 The dual merits of the two brothers gave rise to the
remark: 〃We have the brothers Gourdon at Soulangestwo very
distinguished men; men who could hold their own in Paris。〃
Devoted to the game of cup…and…ball; the clerk of the court became
possessed by another mania;that of composing an ode in honor of an
amusement which amounted to a passion in the eighteenth century。
Manias among mediocrats often run in couples。 Gourdon junior gave
birth to his poem during the reign of Napoleon。 That fact is
sufficient to show the sound and healthy school of poesy to which he
belonged; Luce de Lancival; Parny; Saint…Lambert; Rouche; Vigee;
Andrieux; Berchoux were his heroes。 Delille was his god; until the day
when the leading society of Soulanges raised the question as to
whether Gourdon were not superior to Delille; after which the clerk of
the court always called his competitor 〃Monsieur l'Abbe Delille;〃 with
exaggerated politeness。
The poems manufactured between 1780 and 1814 were all of one pattern;
and the one which Gourdon composed upon the Cup…and…Ball will give an
idea of them。 They required a certain knack or proficiency in the art。
〃The Chorister〃 is the Saturn of this abortive generation of jocular
poems; all in four cantos or thereabouts; for it was generally
admitted that six would wear the subject threadbare。
Gourdon's poem entitled 〃Ode to the Cup…and…Ball〃 obeyed the poetic
rules which governed these works; rules that were invariable in their
application。 Each poem contained in the first canto a description of
the 〃object sung;〃 preceded (as in the case of Gourdon) by a species