the red acorn-第42章
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〃And;〃 continued the remorseless Surgeon; in a tone of the kindliest commiseration; 〃in the absence of the least espirt de corps; and dulce et decorum est pro patria mori feeling in you it is apparent that none of your mental processes are going on properly; which deranges everything。〃
〃Can't I be sent home to die?〃 whimpered the wretched Jake。
〃Not in your present condition。 I notice; in addition to what I have told you; that your heart is not rightits action is depraved; so to speak。〃 This with a glance at Rachel; which brought the crimson to that damsel's cheek。
〃O; Doctor; please try to do something for me right off; before I get any worse;〃 pleaded Jake; with the tears starting in his eyes。
Rachel took this opportunity to slip away to where she could laugh unobserved。 The Surgeon's facial muscles were too well trained to feel any strain。 he continued in the same tone of gentle consideration:
〃I have already ordered the preparation of some remedies。 The Steward will be here in a few minues with the barber; who will shave your head; that we may apply a couple of fly…bisters behind your ears。 They are also spreading a big mustard…plaster in th dispensary for you; which will cover your whole breast and stomach。 These; with a strong dose of castor…oil; may bring you around so that you will be able to go back to duty in a short time。〃
Jake did not notice the unsheathed sarcasm in the Surgeon's allusion to returning to duty。 He was too delighted with the chance of escaping all the horrors enumerated to think of aught else; and he even forgot to beg for Rachel to come and sit beside his bedside; as he had intended doing; until the blisters began to remind him that they stuck closer than a brother。 After that he devoted his entire attention to them; as a man is apt to。
A good…sized blister; made according to the United States Pharmacopoeia; has few equals as a means of concentrating the attention。 When it takes a fair hold of its work it leaves the gentleman whom it patronizes little opportunity to think of anything else than it and what it is doing。 Everything else is forgotten; taht it may receive full consideration。 Then comes in an opportunity for a vigorous imagination。 No one ever underestimates the work done by an active blister; if it is upon himself。 No one ever grumbles that he is not getting his money's worth。 It is the one monumental exception; where men are willing to accept and be satisfied with a fractional part of that which they have bought and paid for。
So when the layer of fresh mustard that covered the whole anterior surface of Mr。 Alspaugh's torso began to take a fair hold of its appointed work that gentlemen's thoughts became strangely focused upon it; and they succeeded each other as the minutes went by something in this fashion:
FIRST TEN MINUTES。〃I 'spect that this may become rather unpleasant and bothersome; but it will not be for long; and it'll really do me much good。〃
SECOND TEN MINUTES。〃I had no idead that blisters felt just this way; but they never really hurt anybody but women and childrenMEN laugh at them。〃
THIRD TEN MINUTES。〃The thing seems to be hunting 'round for my tender spots; and pokin' pins into 'em。 I begin to wish that it was all over with。〃
FOURTH TEN MINUTES。〃It begins to hurt real bad。 I wonder if it ain't a'most time to take it off?〃
FIFTH TEN MINUTES。〃The very devil seems to be in that thing。 It burns like as if a sheet of red…hot iron was layin' there。〃
SIXTH TEN MINUTES。〃I surely believe that they've made a terrible mistake about that blister; and put in some awful thing that'll kill me if it ain't stopped。 I'll swear it's not only eat all the skin off; but it's gone through my ribs; an' is gnawin' at my insides。 Why don't the Doctor come 'round an' see to it? Here; nurse; call the Doctor; an' have this think taken off。〃
NURSE。〃No; it's all right。 The Doctor left orders that it was not to be disturbed for some time yet。 I'll see to it when the proper time comes。 I'm watching the clock。〃
SEVENTH TEN MINUTES。〃Great Jehosefat! this's jest awful。 That blasted stuff's cooked my innards to rags; an' I kin feel my backbone a…sizzlin'。 Say; Steward; do; for the Lord's sake; come here; an' take this thing off; while there's a little life left in me。〃
STEWARD。〃Can't do anything yet。 You must grin and bear it a little while longer。〃
EIGTH TEN MINUTES。〃Holy smoke! I couldn't suffer more if I was in the lake of burnin' brimstone。 Every ounce of me's jest fryin'。 Say; Steward! Steward!〃
STEWARD (ANGRILY)。〃I have told you several times that I couldn't do anything for you yet awhile。 Now keep quiet。〃
〃But Steward; can't you at least bring me a fork?〃
〃Why; what do you want a fork for?〃
〃Jest to see for myself if I ain't cooked donethat's all。〃
A roar of laughter went up in which even Dr。 Denslow; who had just entered the ward; joined。 He orderd the blister to be taken off; and the inflamed surfaces properly dressed; which was done to the accompaniment of Jake's agonizing groans。
〃I think Lieutenant Alspaugh will be content to go back to the field in a few days; if we continue this vigorous treatment;〃 Dr。 Denslow said; a little later; as he came into the reading…room of the hospital where he found Rachel sitting alone。
〃O; Doctor; how could you be so cruel?〃 she asked in tones which were meant to be reproachful; but only poorly disguised her mirthful appreciation of the whole matter。
〃I wasn't cruel; I only did my duty。 The fellow's a palpable malingerer; and his being here makes it ever so much worse。 He's trying to shirk duty and have a good time here in the hospital。 It's my place to make the hospital so unpleasant for him that he will think the field preferable; and I'm going to do it; especially if I find him squeezing your hand again。〃
There was that in the tone of the last sentence which sobered her instantly。 Womanly prescience told her that the Surgeon had discovered what seemed to him a fitting opportunity to say that which he had long desired。 Ever since she had been in the hospital he had exerted himself to smooth her path for her; and make her stay there endurable。 There was not a day in which she was not indebted to him for some unobtrusive kindness; delicately and thoughtfully rendered。
While she knew quite well that these courtesies would have been as conscientiously extended to any other womanyoung or oldin her position; yet her instincts did not allow her any doubt that there was about them a flavor personal to herself and redolent of something much warmer than mere kindliness。 A knowledge of this had at times tainted the pleasure she felt in accepting welcome little attentions from him。 She dreaded what she knew was coming。 He took her hand and started to speak with tremulous lips。 But almost at the same instant the door was flung open; and a nurse entered in breathless haste。
〃O; Doctor;〃 he gasped; 〃I've been looking for you everywhere。 That Lieutenant in the First Ward thinks he's a…dyin'。 He's groanin' an' cryin'; and a…takin' on at a terrible rate; an' nobody can't do nothin' with him。 The Steward wants you to come there right off。〃
〃It's only the castor oil;〃 muttered the Doctor savagely; as he rose to follow the nurse。
This was the letter that the Orderly handed Rachel some days later:
Dear Ratie: Your letter came at last; for which I was SO thankful; because I had waited SO long for it that I was SO tired and SO anxious that I was almost at my wits' end。 I am SO glad that you are well; that you have got your room at last fixed up real nice and comfortable; as a young lady should have; and that you find your duties more agreeable。 It is SO nice in that Dr。 Denslow to help you along as he does。 But then that is what every real gentleman should do for a young ladyor old one for that matter。 Still; I would like to thank him SO much。
I am not at all well: my heart gives me SO much troublemore than ever beforeand as you say nothing about coming home I have about concluded to try what a change of climate and scene will do for me; and so have concluded to accept your Aunt Tabitha's invitation to spend a few months with her。 Unless you he