the red acorn-第14章
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place； 〃dressed；〃 and 〃opened ranks to the rear。〃 When at the command of 〃parade…rest；〃 Alspaugh dropped his saber's point to the ground； he did it with the crushed feeling of a strutting cock which has been flung into the pond and emerges with dripping feathers。
He raised his heart in sincere thanksgiving that he was at last through； for there was nothing more for him to do during the parade； except to stand still； and at its conclusion the Orderly would have to march the company back to its quarters。
But his woes had still another chapter。 The Inspector…General had come to camp to inspect the regiment； and he was on the ground。
Forty years of service in the regular army； with promotion averaging one grade every ten years； making him an old man and a grandfather before he was a Lieutenant…Colonel； had so surcharged Col。 Murbank's nature with bitterness as to make even the very air in his vicinity seem roughly astringent。 The wicked young Lieutenants who served with him on the Plains used to say that his bark was worse than his bite； because no reasonable bite could ever be so bad as his bark。 They even suggested calling him 〃Peruvian Bark；〃 because a visit to his quarters was worse than a strong does of quinia。
〃Yeth； that'th good；〃 said the lisping wit of the crowd。 〃Evely bite ith a bit； ain't it？ And the wortht mutht be a bitter； ath he ith。〃
The Colonel believed tha the whole duty of man consisted in loving the army regulations； and in keeping their commandments。 The best part of all virtue was to observe them to the letter； the most abhorrent form of vice； to violate or disregard even their minor precepts。
His feelings were continually lacerated by contact with volunteers； who cared next to nothing for the FORM of war…making； but everything for its spirit； and the martinet heart within him was bruised and sore when he came upon the ground to inspect the regiment。
Alspaugh's blundering in bringing the company into line awakened this ire from a passivity to activity。
〃I'll have that dunderhead's shoulder…straps off inside of a fortnight；〃 he muttered between his teeth。
The unhappy Lietenant's inability to even stand properly during the parade； or repeat an order intensified his rage。 When the parade was dismissed the officers； as usual； sheathed their swords； and forming a line with the Adjutant in the center； marched forward to teh commanding and inspecting officers； and saluted。 Then the wrath of the old Inspector became vocable。
〃What in God's name；〃 he roared； fixing his glance upon Alspaugh so unmistakably that enve the latter's rainbow…clad girls； who had crowded up closely； could not make a mistake as to the victim of the expletives。 〃What in God's name； sir；〃 repeated the old fellow with purpling face； 〃do you mean by bringing your company on to the ground in that absurd way； sir？ Did you think； sir； that it was a hod of brickwith which I have no doubt you are most familiarthat you could dump down any place and any how； sir？ Such misconduct is simply disgraceful； sir； I'd have you know。 Simply disgraceful； sir。〃
He paused for breath； but Alspaugh had no word of defense to offer。
〃And what do you mean； sir；〃 resumed the Inspector； after inflating his lungs for another gust； 〃what in the name of all the piebald circus clowns that ever jiggered around on sawdust； do you mean by coming on parade dressed like the ringmaster of a traveling monkey…show； sir？ Haven't you any more idea of the honor of wearing a United States swordthe noblest weapon on earth； sirthan to make yourself look like the drum…major of a band of nigger minstrels； sir！ A United States officer ought to be ashamed to make a damned harlequin of himself； sir。 I'd have you to understand that most distinctly； sir！〃
The Inspector's stock of breath； alas； was not so ample as in the far…off days when his sturdy shoulders bore the modest single…bar； instead of the proud spread eagle of the present。 Even had it been； the explosive energy of his speech would have speedily exhausted it。 Compelled to stop to pump in a fresh supply； the Colonel of the regiment took advantage of the pause to whisper in his ear：
〃Don't be too rough on him； please。 He's a good man but green。 Promoted from the ranks for courage in action。 First appearance on parade。 He'll do better if given a chance。〃
The Inspector's anger was mollified。 Addressing himself to all the officers； he continued in a milder tone：
〃Gentlemen； you seem to be making progress in acquiring a knowledge of your duties； though you have a world of things yet to learn。 I shall say so in my report to the General。 You can go to your quarters。〃
The line of officers dissolved； and the spectators began to melt away。 Alspaugh's assurance rose buoyantly the moment that the pressure was removed。 He raised his eyes from the ground； and looked for the young ladies。 They had turned their backs and were leaving the ground。 He hastened after them； fabricating as he walked an explanation； based on personal jealousy； of the Inspector's treatment of him。 He was within a step of overtaking them when he heard one say； with toss of flaunting ribbons； and hoidenish giggle：
〃Did you EVER see ANY…body wilt as Alspaugh did when old Bite…Your…Head…Off…In…a…Minute was jawing him？ It was so awfully FUNNY that I just thought I SHOULD DIE。〃
The sentence ended with the picturesque rapid CRESCENDO employed by maidens of her type in describing a convulsive experience。
〃Just didn't he；〃 joined in another。 〃I never saw ANY…thing so funny in all my BORN DAYS。 I was AFRAID to look at either one of YOU； I knew if I DID I would BURST RIGHT OUT laughing。 I couldn't've HELPED itI know I COULDN'T； if I'd'a knowed I'd'a DIED the next MINUTE。〃
〃This would seem to be a pretty good time to drop the fellow；〃 added the third girl； reflectively。
Alspaugh turned and went in another direction。 At the 9 o'clock roll…call he informed the company that the Inspector was well pleased with its appearance on parade。
Chapter VIII。 The Tedium of Camp。
And you； good yeoman； Whose limbs were made in England； show us here The mettle of your pasture； let us swear That you are worth your breeding。 Henry V。
To really enjoy life in a Camp of Instruction requires a peculiar cast of mind。 It requires a genuine liking for a tread…mill round of merely mechanical duties； it requiers a taste for rising in the chill and cheerless dawn； at the unwelcome summons of 〃reveille；〃 to a long day filled with a tiresome routine of laborious drills alternating with tedious roll…calls； and wearisome parades and inspections； it requires pleased contentment with walks continually cut short by the camp…guard； and with amusements limited to rough horse…play on the parade…ground； and dull games of cards by sputtering candles in the tent。
As these be tastes and preferences notably absent from the mind of the average young man； our volunteers usually regard their experience in Camp of Instruction as among the most unpleasant of their war memories。
These were the trials that tested Harry Glen's resolution sorely。 When he enlisted with the intention of redeeming himself； he naturally expected that the opportunity he desired would be given by a prompt march to the field； and a speedy entrance into an engagement。 He nerved himself strenuously for the dredful ordeal of battle； but this became a continually receding point。 The bitter defeat at Bull Run was bearing fruit in months of painstaking preparation before venturing upon another collision。
Day by day he saw the chance of retrieving his reputation apparently more remote。 Meanwhile discouragements and annoyances grew continually more plentiful and irksome。 He painfully learned that the most disagreeable part of war is not the trial of battle； but the daily sacrifices of personal liberty； tastes； feelings and conveniences involved in camp…life； and in the reduction of one's cherished individuality to the dead…level of a passive； obedient； will…less private soldier。
〃I do wish the regiment would get orders to move！〃 said almost hourly each one of a half…million impatient youths fretting in Camps of Instruction through the
