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be lost without a sense of humor。

Just at present the sense of humor is in abeyance。 To say that he
is excited is nothing: all his moods are phases of excitement。 He
is now in the panic…stricken phase; and he walks straight up to
Ramsden as if with the fixed intention of shooting him on his own
hearthrug。 But what he pulls from his breast pocket is not a
pistol; but a foolscap document which he thrusts under the
indignant nose of Ramsden as he exclaims

TANNER。 Ramsden: do you know what that is?

RAMSDEN。 'loftily' No; Sir。

TANNER。 It's a copy of Whitefield's will。 Ann got it this
morning。

RAMSDEN。 When you say Ann; you mean; I presume; Miss Whitefield。

TANNER。 I mean our Ann; your Ann; Tavy's Ann; and now; Heaven
help me; my Ann!

OCTAVIUS。 'rising; very pale' What do you mean?

TANNER。 Mean! 'He holds up the will'。 Do you know who is
appointed Ann's guardian by this will?

RAMSDEN。 'coolly' I believe I am。

TANNER。 You! You and I; man。 I! I!! I!!! Both of us! 'He flings
the will down on the writing table'。

RAMSDEN。 You! Impossible。

TANNER。 It's only too hideously true。 'He throws himself into
Octavius's chair'。 Ramsden: get me out of it somehow。 You don't
know Ann as well as I do。 She'll commit every crime a respectable
woman can; and she'll justify every one of them by saying that it
was the wish of her guardians。 She'll put everything on us; and
we shall have no more control over her than a couple of mice over
a cat。

OCTAVIUS。 Jack: I wish you wouldn't talk like that about Ann。

TANNER。 This chap's in love with her: that's another
complication。 Well; she'll either jilt him and say I didn't
approve of him; or marry him and say you ordered her to。 I tell
you; this is the most staggering blow that has ever fallen on a
man of my age and temperament。

RAMSDEN。 Let me see that will; sir。 'He goes to the writing table
and picks it up'。 I cannot believe that my old friend Whitefield
would have shown such a want of confidence in me as to associate
me with  'His countenance falls as he reads'。

TANNER。 It's all my own doing: that's the horrible irony of it。
He told me one day that you were to be Ann's guardian; and like a
fool I began arguing with him about the folly of leaving a young
woman under the control of an old man with obsolete ideas。

RAMSDEN。 'stupended' My ideas obsolete!!!!!

TANNER。 Totally。 I had just finished an essay called Down with
Government by the Greyhaired; and I was full of arguments and
illustrations。 I said the proper thing was to combine the
experience of an old hand with the vitality of a young one。 Hang
me if he didn't take me at my word and alter his willit's
dated only a fortnight after that conversationappointing me as
joint guardian with you!

RAMSDEN。 'pale and determined' I shall refuse to act。

TANNER。 What's the good of that? I've been refusing all the way
from Richmond; but Ann keeps on saying that of course she's only
an orphan; and that she can't expect the people who were glad to
come to the house in her father's time to trouble much about her
now。 That's the latest game。 An orphan! It's like hearing an
ironclad talk about being at the mercy of the winds and waves。

OCTAVIUS。 This is not fair; Jack。 She is an orphan。 And you ought
to stand by her。

TANNER。 Stand by her! What danger is she in? She has the law on
her side; she has popular sentiment on her side; she has plenty
of money and no conscience。 All she wants with me is to load up
all her moral responsibilities on me; and do as she likes at the
expense of my character。 I can't control her; and she can
compromise me as much as she likes。 I might as well be her
husband。

RAMSDEN。 You can refuse to accept the guardianship。 I shall
certainly refuse to hold it jointly with you。

TANNER。 Yes; and what will she say to that? what does she say
to it? Just that her father's wishes are sacred to her; and that
she shall always look up to me as her guardian whether I care to
face the responsibility or not。 Refuse! You might as well refuse
to accept the embraces of a boa constrictor when once it gets
round your neck。

OCTAVIUS。 This sort of talk is not kind to me; Jack。

TANNER。 'rising and going to Octavius to console him; but still
lamenting' If he wanted a young guardian; why didn't he appoint
Tavy?

RAMSDEN。 Ah! why indeed?

OCTAVIUS。 I will tell you。 He sounded me about it; but I refused
the trust because I loved her。 I had no right to let myself be
forced on her as a guardian by her father。 He spoke to her about
it; and she said I was right。 You know I love her; Mr Ramsden;
and Jack knows it too。 If Jack loved a woman; I would not compare
her to a boa constrictor in his presence; however much I might
dislike her 'he sits down between the busts and turns his face to
the wall'。

RAMSDEN。 I do not believe that Whitefield was in his right senses
when he made that will。 You have admitted that he made it under
your influence。

TANNER。 You ought to be pretty well obliged to me for my
influence。 He leaves you two thousand five hundred for your
trouble。 He leaves Tavy a dowry for his sister and five thousand
for himself。

OCTAVIUS。 'his tears flowing afresh' Oh; I can't take it。 He was
too good to us。

TANNER。 You won't get it; my boy; if Ramsden upsets the will。

RAMSDEN。 Ha! I see。 You have got me in a cleft stick。

TANNER。 He leaves me nothing but the charge of Ann's morals; on
the ground that I have already more money than is good for me。
That shows that he had his wits about him; doesn't it?

RAMSDEN。 'grimly' I admit that。

OCTAVIUS。 'rising and coming from his refuge by the wall' Mr
Ramsden: I think you are prejudiced against Jack。 He is a man of
honor; and incapable of abusing

TANNER。 Don't; Tavy: you'll make me ill。 I am not a man of honor:
I am a man struck down by a dead hand。 Tavy: you must marry her
after all and take her off my hands。 And I had set my heart on
saving you from her!

OCTAVIUS。 Oh; Jack; you talk of saving me from my highest
happiness。

TANNER。 Yes; a lifetime of happiness。 If it were only the first
half hour's happiness; Tavy; I would buy it for you with my last
penny。 But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it:
it would be hell on earth。

RAMSDEN。 'violently' Stuff; sir。 Talk sense; or else go and waste
someone else's time: I have something better to do than listen to
your fooleries 'he positively kicks his way to his table and
resumes his seat'。

TANNER。 You hear him; Tavy! Not an idea in his head later than
eighteen…sixty。 We can't leave Ann with no other guardian to turn
to。

RAMSDEN。 I am proud of your contempt for my character and
opinions; sir。 Your own are set forth in that book; I believe。

TANNER。 'eagerly going to the table' What! You've got my book!
What do you think of it?

RAMSDEN。 Do you suppose I would read such a book; sir?

TANNER。 Then why did you buy it?

RAMSDEN。 I did not buy it; sir。 It has been sent me by some
foolish lady who seems to admire your views。 I was about to
dispose of it when Octavius interrupted me。 I shall do so now;
with your permission。 'He throws the book into the waste paper
basket with such vehemence that Tanner recoils under the
impression that it is being thrown at his head'。

TANNER。 You have no more manners than I have myself。 However;
that saves ceremony between us。 'He sits down again'。 What do you
intend to do about this will?

OCTAVIUS。 May I make a suggestion?

RAMSDEN。 Certainly; Octavius。

OCTAVIUS。 Aren't we forgetting that Ann herself may have some
wishes in this matter?

RAMSDEN。 I quite intend that Annie's wishes shall be consulted in
every reasonable way。 But she is only a woman; and a young and
inexperienced woman at that。

TANNER。 Ramsden: I begin to pity you。

RAMSDEN。 'hotly' I don't want to know how you feel towards me; Mr
Tanner。

TANNER。 Ann will do just exactly what she likes。 And what's more;
she'll force us to advise her to do it; and she'll put the blame
on us if it turns out badly。 So; as Tavy is longing to see her

OCTAVIUS。 'shyly' I am not; Jack。

TANNER。 You lie; Tavy: you are。 So let's have her down from the
drawing…room and ask her

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