the queen of hearts-第59章
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disobedience to be reported at headquarters) they both looked out
of the window。 Before I could pull them back they both sat down
again。 Before I could express my just indignation; they both
grinned; and said to me: 〃Please to look out; sir!〃
I did look out。 Their cab had stopped。
Where?
At a church door!
What effect this discovery might have had upon the ordinary run
of men I don't know。 Being of a strong religious turn myself; it
filled me with horror。 I have often read of the unprincipled
cunning of criminal persons; but I never before heard of three
thieves attempting to double on their pursuers by entering a
church! The sacrilegious audacity of that proceeding is; I should
think; unparalleled in the annals of crime。
I checked my grinning subordinates by a frown。 It was easy to see
what was passing in their superficial minds。 If I had not been
able to look below the surface; I might; on observing two nicely
dressed men and one nicely dressed woman enter a church before
eleven in the morning on a week day; have come to the same hasty
conclusion at which my inferiors had evidently arrived。 As it
was; appearances had no power to impose on _me_。 I got out; and;
followed by one of my men; entered the church。 The other man I
sent round to watch the vestry door。 You may catch a weasel
asleep; but not your humble servant; Matthew Sharpin!
We stole up the gallery stairs; diverged to the organ…loft; and
peered through the curtains in front。 There they were; all three;
sitting in a pew belowyes; incredible as it may appear; sitting
in a pew below!
Before I could determine what to do; a clergyman made his
appearance in full canonicals from the vestry door; followed by a
clerk。 My brain whirled and my eyesight grew dim。 Dark
remembrances of robberies committed in vestries floated through
my mind。 I trembled for the excellent man in full canonicalsI
even trembled for the clerk。
The clergyman placed himself inside the altar rails。 The three
desperadoes approached him。 He opened his book and began to read。
What? you will ask。
I answer; without the slightest hesitation; the first lines of
the Marriage Service。
My subordinate had the audacity to look at me; and then to stuff
his pocket…handkerchief into his mouth。 I scorned to pay any
attention to him。 After I had discovered that the man 〃Jack〃 was
the bridegroom; and that the man Jay acted the part of father;
and gave away the bride; I left the church; followed by my men;
and joined the other subordinate outside the vestry door。 Some
people in my position would now have felt rather crestfallen; and
would have begun to think that they had made a very foolish
mistake。 Not the faintest misgiving of any kind troubled me。 I
did not feel in the slightest degree depreciated in my own
estimation。 And even now; after a lapse of three hours; my mind
remains; I am happy to say; in the same calm and hopeful
condition。
As soon as I and my subordinates were assembled together outside
the church; I intimated my intention of still following the other
cab in spite of what had occurred。 My reason for deciding on this
course will appear presently。 The two subordinates appeared to be
astonished at my resolution。 One of them had the impertinence to
say to me:
〃If you please; sir; who is it that we are after? A man who has
stolen money; or a man who has stolen a wife?〃
The other low person encouraged him by laughing。 Both have
deserved an official reprimand; and both; I sincerely trust; will
be sure to get it。
When the marriage ceremony was over; the three got into their cab
and once more our vehicle (neatly hidden round the corner of the
church; so that they could not suspect it to be near them)
started to follow theirs。
We traced them to the terminus of the Southwestern Railway。 The
newly…married couple took tickets for Richmond; paying their fare
with a half sovereign; and so depriving me of the pleasure of
arresting them; which I should certainly have done if they had
offered a bank…note。 They parted from Mr。 Jay; saying: 〃Remember
the address14 Babylon Terrace。 You dine with us to…morrow
week。〃 Mr。 Jay accepted the invitation; and added; jocosely; that
he was going home at once to get off his clean clothes; and to be
comfortable and dirty again for the rest of the day。 I have to
report that I saw him home safely; and that he is comfortable and
dirty again (to use his own disgraceful language) at the present
moment。
Here the affair rests; having by this time reached what I may
call its first stage。
I know very well what persons of hasty judgment will be inclined
to say of my proceedings thus far。 They will assert that I have
been deceiving myself all through in the most absurd way; they
will declare that the suspicious conversations which I have
reported referred solely to the difficulties and dangers of
successfully carrying out a runaway match; and they will appeal
to the scene in the church as offering undeniable proof of the
correctness of their assertions。 So let it be。 I dispute nothing
up to this point。 But I ask a question; out of the depths of my
own sagacity as a man of the world; which the bitterest of my
enemies will not; I think; find it particularly easy to answer。
Granted the fact of the marriage; what proof does it afford me of
the innocence of the three persons concerned in that clandestine
transaction? It gives me none。 On the contrary; it strengthens my
suspicions against Mr。 Jay and his confederates; because it
suggests a distinct motive for their stealing the money。 A
gentleman who is going to spend his honeymoon at Richmond wants
money; and a gentleman who is in debt to all his tradespeople
wants money。 Is this an unjustifiable imputation of bad motives?
In the name of outraged Morality; I deny it。 These men have
combined together; and have stolen a woman。 Why should they not
combine together and steal a cash…box? I take my stand on the
logic of rigid Virtue; and I defy all the sophistry of Vice to
move me an inch out of my position。
Speaking of virtue; I may add that I have put this view of the
case to Mr。 and Mrs。 Yatman。 That accomplished and charming woman
found it difficult at first to follow the close chain of my
reasoning。 I am free to confess that she shook her head; and shed
tears; and joined her husband in premature lamentation over the
loss of the two hundred pounds。 But a little careful explanation
on my part; and a little attentive listening on hers; ultimately
changed her opinion。 She now agrees with me that there is nothing
in this unexpected circumstance of the clandestine marriage which
absolutely tends to divert suspicion from Mr。 Jay; or Mr。 〃Jack;〃
or the runaway lady。 〃Audacious hussy〃 was the term my fair
friend used in speaking of her; but let that pass。 It is more to
the purpose to record that Mrs。 Yatman has not lost confidence in
me; and that Mr。 Yatman promises to follow her example; and do
his best to look hopefully for future results。
I have now; in the new turn that circumstances have taken; to
await advice from your office。 I pause for fresh orders with all
the composure of a man who has got two strings to his bow。 When I
traced the three confederates from the church door to the railway
terminus; I had two motives for doing so。 First; I followed them
as a matter of official business; believing them still to have
been guilty of the robbery。 Secondly; I followed them as a matter
of private speculation; with a view of discovering the place of
refuge to which the runaway couple intended to retreat; and of
making my information a marketable commodity to offer to the
young lady's family and friends。 Thus; whatever happens; I may
congratulate myself beforehand on not having wasted my time。 If
the office approves of my conduct; I have my plan ready for
further proceedings。 If the office blames me; I shall take myself
off; with my marketable information; to the genteel villa
residence in the neighborhood of the Regent's Park。 Anyway; the
affair puts money into my pocket; and does credit to my
penetration as an uncommonly sharp man。
I have only one word more to add; and it is this: If any
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