the surprising adventures of baron munchausen-第28章
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ehicle and retinue from the burning sands； but not without great danger； as the heat was very violent； and began to proceed on our voyage。 Storms of sand of a similar nature several times attacked us； but by using the same precautions we preserved ourselves repeatedly from destruction。 Having travelled more than nine thousand miles over this inhospitable plain； exposed to the perpendicular rays of a burning sun； without ever meeting a rivulet； or a shower from heaven to refresh us； we at length became almost desperate； when； to our inexpressible joy； we beheld
some mountains at a great distance； and on our nearer approach observed them covered with a carpet of verdure and groves and woods。 Nothing could appear more romantic or beautiful than the rocks and precipices intermingled with flowers and shrubs of every kind； and palm…trees of such a prodigious size as to surpass anything ever seen in Europe。 Fruits of all kinds appeared growing wild in the utmost abundance； and antelopes and sheep and buffaloes wandered about the groves and valleys in profusion。 The trees resounded with the melody of birds； and everything displayed a general scene of rural happiness and joy。
CHAPTER XXVI
/A feast on live bulls and kavaThe inhabitants admire the European adventurersThe Emperor comes to meet the Baron； and pays him great complimentsThe inhabitants of the centre of Africa descended from the people of the moon proved by an inscription in Africa； and by the analogy of their language； which is also the same with that of the ancient ScythiansThe Baron is declared sovereign of the interior of Africa on the decease of the EmperorHe endeavours to abolish the custom of eating live bulls； which excites much discontentThe advice of Hilaro Frosticos upon the occasionThe Baron makes a speech to an Assembly of the states； which only excites greater murmursHe consults with Hilaro Frosticos。/
Having passed over the nearest mountains we entered a delightful vale； where we perceived a multitude of persons at a feast of living bulls；
whose flesh they cut away with great knives； making a table of the creature's carcase； serenaded by the bellowing of the unfortunate animal。 Nothing seemed requisite to add to the barbarity of this feast but /kava/； made as described in Cook's voyages； and at the conclusion of the feast we perceived them brewing this liquor； which they drank with the utmost avidity。 From that moment； inspired with an idea of universal benevolence； I determined to abolish the custom of eating live flesh and drinking of kava。 But I knew that such a thing could not be immediately effected； whatever in future time might be performed。
Having rested ourselves during a few days； we determined to set out towards the principal city of the empire。 The singularity of our appearance was spoken of all over the country as a phenomenon。 The multitude looked upon Sphinx； the bulls； the crickets； the balloons； and the whole company； as something more than terrestrial； but especially the thunder of our fire…arms； which struck horror and amazement into the whole nation。
We at length arrived at the metropolis； situated on the banks of a noble river； and the emperor； attended by all his court； came out in grand procession to meet us。 The emperor appeared mounted on a dromedary； royally caparisoned； with all his attendants on foot through respect for his Majesty。 He was rather above the middle stature of that country； four feet three inches in height； with a countenance； like all his countrymen； as white as snow！ He was preceded by a band of most exquisite music； according to the fashion of the country； and his whole retinue halted within about fifty paces of our troop。 We returned the salute by a discharge of musketry； and a flourish of our trumpets and martial music。 I commanded our caravan to halt； and dismounting； advanced uncovered； with only two attendants； towards his Majesty。 The emperor was equally polite； and descending from his dromedary； advanced to meet me。 〃I am happy；〃 said he； 〃to have the honour to receive so illustrious a traveller； and assure you that everything in my empire shall be at your disposal。〃
I thanked his Majesty for his politeness； and expressed how happy I was to meet so polished and refined a people in the centre of Africa； and that I hoped to show myself and company grateful for his esteem； by introducing the arts and sciences of Europe among the people。
I immediately perceived the true descent of this people； which does not appear of terrestrial origin； but descended from some of the inhabitants of the moon； because the principal language spoken there； and in the centre of Africa； is very nearly the same。 Their alphabet and method of writing are pretty much the same； and show the extreme antiquity of this people； and their exalted origin。 I here give you a specimen of their writing ＇/Vide Otrckocsus de Orig。 Hung。/ p。 46＇： Stregnah； dna skoohtop。
These characters I have submitted to the inspection of a celebrated antiquarian； and it will be proved to the satisfaction of every one； in his next volume； what an immediate intercourse there must have been
between the inhabitants of the moon and the ancient Scythians； which Scythians did not by any means inhabit a part of Russia； but the central part of Africa； as I can abundantly prove to my very learned and laborious friend。 The above words； written in our characters； are /Sregnah dna skoohtop/； that is； The Scythians are of heavenly origin。 The word /Sregnah/； which signifies /Scythians/； is compounded of /sreg/ or /sre/； whence our present English word sire； or sir： and /nah/； or /gnah/； knowledge； because the Scythians united the essentials of nobility and learning together： /dna/ signifies heaven； or belonging to the moon； from /duna/； who was anciently worshipped as goddess of that luminary。 And /skooh…top/ signifies the origin or beginning of anything； from /skoo/； the name used in the moon for a point in geometry； and /top/ or /htop/； vegetation。 These words are inscribed at this day upon a pyramid in the centre of Africa； nearly at the source of the river Niger； and if any one refuses his assent； he may go there to be convinced。
The emperor conducted me to his court amidst the admiration of his courtiers； and paid us every possible politeness that African magnificence could bestow。 He never presumed to proceed on any expedition without consulting us； and looking upon us as a species of superior beings； paid the greatest respect to our opinions。 He frequently asked me about the states of Europe； and the kingdom of Great Britain； and appeared lost in admiration at the account I gave him of our shipping； and the immensity of the ocean。 We taught him to regulate the government nearly on the same plan with the British constitution； and to institute a parliament and degrees of nobility。 His majesty was the last of his royal line； and on his decease； with the unanimous consent of the people； made me heir to the whole empire。 The nobility and chiefs of the country immediately waited upon me with petitions； entreating me to accept the government。 I consulted with my noble friends； Gog and Magog； &c。； and after much consultation it was agreed that I should accept the government； not as actual and independent monarch of the place； but as viceroy to his Majesty of England。
I now thought it high time to do away the custom of eating of live flesh and drinking of kava； and for that purpose used every persuasive method to wean the majority of the people from it。 This； to my astonishment； was not taken in good part by the nation； and they looked with jealousy at those strangers who wanted to make innovations among them。
Nevertheless； I felt much concern to think that my fellow…creatures could be capable of such barbarity。 I did everything that a heart fraught with universal benevolence and good will to all mankind could be capable of desiring。 I first tried every method of persuasion and incitement。 I did not harshly reprove them； but I invited frequently whole thousands to dine； after the fashion of Europe； upon roasted meat。 Alas； 'twas all in vain！ my goodness nearly excited a sedition。 They murmured
