st. ives-第24章
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a native。 At the same time; I was afraid my name of St。 Ives was
scarcely suitable; till I remembered there was a town so called in
the province of Cornwall; thought I might yet be glad to claim it
for my place of origin; and decided for a Cornish family and a
Scots education。 For a trade; as I was equally ignorant of all;
and as the most innocent might at any moment be the means of my
exposure; it was best to pretend to none。 And I dubbed myself a
young gentleman of a sufficient fortune and an idle; curious habit
of mind; rambling the country at my own charges; in quest of
health; information; and merry adventures。
At Newcastle; which was the first town I reached; I completed my
preparations for the part; before going to the inn; by the purchase
of a knapsack and a pair of leathern gaiters。 My plaid I continued
to wear from sentiment。 It was warm; useful to sleep in if I were
again benighted; and I had discovered it to be not unbecoming for a
man of gallant carriage。 Thus equipped; I supported my character
of the light…hearted pedestrian not amiss。 Surprise was indeed
expressed that I should have selected such a season of the year;
but I pleaded some delays of business; and smilingly claimed to be
an eccentric。 The devil was in it; I would say; if any season of
the year was not good enough for me; I was not made of sugar; I was
no mollycoddle to be afraid of an ill…aired bed or a sprinkle of
snow; and I would knock upon the table with my fist and call for
t'other bottle; like the noisy and free…hearted young gentleman I
was。 It was my policy (if I may so express myself) to talk much
and say little。 At the inn tables; the country; the state of the
roads; the business interest of those who sat down with me; and the
course of public events; afforded me a considerable field in which
I might discourse at large and still communicate no information
about myself。 There was no one with less air of reticence; I
plunged into my company up to the neck; and I had a long cock…and…
bull story of an aunt of mine which must have convinced the most
suspicious of my innocence。 'What!' they would have said; 'that
young ass to be concealing anything! Why; he has deafened me with
an aunt of his until my head aches。 He only wants you should give
him a line; and he would tell you his whole descent from Adam
downward; and his whole private fortune to the last shilling。' A
responsible solid fellow was even so much moved by pity for my
inexperience as to give me a word or two of good advice: that I was
but a young man after all … I had at this time a deceptive air of
youth that made me easily pass for one…and…twenty; and was; in the
circumstances; worth a fortune … that the company at inns was very
mingled; that I should do well to be more careful; and the like; to
all which I made answer that I meant no harm myself and expected
none from others; or the devil was in it。 'You are one of those d…
d prudent fellows that I could never abide with;' said I。 'You are
the kind of man that has a long head。 That's all the world; my
dear sir: the long…heads and the short…horns! Now; I am a short…
horn。' 'I doubt;' says he; 'that you will not go very far without
getting sheared。' I offered to bet with him on that; and he made
off; shaking his head。
But my particular delight was to enlarge on politics and the war。
None damned the French like me; none was more bitter against the
Americans。 And when the north…bound mail arrived; crowned with
holly; and the coachman and guard hoarse with shouting victory; I
went even so far as to entertain the company to a bowl of punch;
which I compounded myself with no illiberal hand; and doled out to
such sentiments as the following:…
'Our glorious victory on the Nivelle'! 'Lord Wellington; God bless
him! and may victory ever attend upon his arms!' and; 'Soult; poor
devil! and may he catch it again to the same tune!'
Never was oratory more applauded to the echo … never any one was
more of the popular man than I。 I promise you; we made a night of
it。 Some of the company supported each other; with the assistance
of boots; to their respective bedchambers; while the rest slept on
the field of glory where we had left them; and at the breakfast
table the next morning there was an extraordinary assemblage of red
eyes and shaking fists。 I observed patriotism to burn much lower
by daylight。 Let no one blame me for insensibility to the reverses
of France! God knows how my heart raged。 How I longed to fall on
that herd of swine and knock their heads together in the moment of
their revelry! But you are to consider my own situation and its
necessities; also a certain lightheartedness; eminently Gallic;
which forms a leading trait in my character; and leads me to throw
myself into new circumstances with the spirit of a schoolboy。 It
is possible that I sometimes allowed this impish humour to carry me
further than good taste approves: and I was certainly punished for
it once。
This was in the episcopal city of Durham。 We sat down; a
considerable company; to dinner; most of us fine old vatted English
tories of that class which is often so enthusiastic as to be
inarticulate。 I took and held the lead from the beginning; and;
the talk having turned on the French in the Peninsula; I gave them
authentic details (on the authority of a cousin of mine; an ensign)
of certain cannibal orgies in Galicia; in which no less a person
than General Caffarelli had taken a part。 I always disliked that
commander; who once ordered me under arrest for insubordination;
and it is possible that a spice of vengeance added to the rigour of
my picture。 I have forgotten the details; no doubt they were high…
coloured。 No doubt I rejoiced to fool these jolter…heads; and no
doubt the sense of security that I drank from their dull; gasping
faces encouraged me to proceed extremely far。 And for my sins;
there was one silent little man at table who took my story at the
true value。 It was from no sense of humour; to which he was quite
dead。 It was from no particular intelligence; for he had not any。
The bond of sympathy; of all things in the world; had rendered him
clairvoyant。
Dinner was no sooner done than I strolled forth into the streets
with some design of viewing the cathedral; and the little man was
silently at my heels。 A few doors from the inn; in a dark place of
the street; I was aware of a touch on my arm; turned suddenly; and
found him looking up at me with eyes pathetically bright。
'I beg your pardon; sir; but that story of yours was particularly
rich。 He … he! Particularly racy;' said he。 'I tell you; sir; I
took you wholly! I SMOKED you! I believe you and I; sir; if we
had a chance to talk; would find we had a good many opinions in
common。 Here is the 〃Blue Bell;〃 a very comfortable place。 They
draw good ale; sir。 Would you be so condescending as to share a
pot with me?'
There was something so ambiguous and secret in the little man's
perpetual signalling; that I confess my curiosity was much aroused。
Blaming myself; even as I did so; for the indiscretion; I embraced
his proposal; and we were soon face to face over a tankard of
mulled ale。 He lowered his voice to the least attenuation of a
whisper。
'Here; sir;' said he; 'is to the Great Man。 I think you take me?
No?' He leaned forward till our noses touched。 'Here is to the
Emperor!' said he。
I was extremely embarrassed; and; in spite of the creature's
innocent appearance; more than half alarmed。 I thought him too
ingenious; and; indeed; too daring for a spy。 Yet if he were
honest he must be a man of extraordinary indiscretion; and
therefore very unfit to be encouraged by an escaped prisoner。 I
took a half course; accordingly … accepted his toast in silence;