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get the benefit of the day; and remember; Sancho; diligence is the
mother of good fortune; and indolence; its opposite; never yet
attained the object of an honest ambition。
  〃The last counsel I will give thee now; though it does not tend to
bodily improvement; I would have thee carry carefully in thy memory;
for I believe it will be no less useful to thee than those I have
given thee already; and it is this… never engage in a dispute about
families; at least in the way of comparing them one with another;
for necessarily one of those compared will be better than the other;
and thou wilt be hated by the one thou hast disparaged; and get
nothing in any shape from the one thou hast exalted。
  〃Thy attire shall be hose of full length; a long jerkin; and a cloak
a trifle longer; loose breeches by no means; for they are becoming
neither for gentlemen nor for governors。
  〃For the present; Sancho; this is all that has occurred to me to
advise thee; as time goes by and occasions arise my instructions shall
follow; if thou take care to let me know how thou art circumstanced。〃
  〃Senor;〃 said Sancho; 〃I see well enough that all these things
your worship has said to me are good; holy; and profitable; but what
use will they be to me if I don't remember one of them? To be sure
that about not letting my nails grow; and marrying again if I have the
chance; will not slip out of my head; but all that other hash; muddle;
and jumble… I don't and can't recollect any more of it than of last
year's clouds; so it must be given me in writing; for though I can't
either read or write; I'll give it to my confessor; to drive it into
me and remind me of it whenever it is necessary。〃
  〃Ah; sinner that I am!〃 said Don Quixote; 〃how bad it looks in
governors not to know how to read or write; for let me tell thee;
Sancho; when a man knows not how to read; or is left…handed; it argues
one of two things; either that he was the son of exceedingly mean
and lowly parents; or that he himself was so incorrigible and
ill…conditioned that neither good company nor good teaching could make
any impression on him。 It is a great defect that thou labourest under;
and therefore I would have thee learn at any rate to sign thy name。〃
 〃I can sign my name well enough;〃 said Sancho; 〃for when I was
steward of the brotherhood in my village I learned to make certain
letters; like the marks on bales of goods; which they told me made out
my name。 Besides I can pretend my right hand is disabled and make some
one else sign for me; for 'there's a remedy for everything except
death;' and as I shall be in command and hold the staff; I can do as I
like; moreover; 'he who has the alcalde for his father…;' and I'll
be governor; and that's higher than alcalde。 Only come and see! Let
them make light of me and abuse me; 'they'll come for wool and go back
shorn;' 'whom God loves; his house is known to Him;' 'the silly
sayings of the rich pass for saws in the world;' and as I'll be
rich; being a governor; and at the same time generous; as I mean to
be; no fault will he seen in me。 'Only make yourself honey and the
flies will suck you;' 'as much as thou hast so much art thou worth;'
as my grandmother used to say; and 'thou canst have no revenge of a
man of substance。'〃
  〃Oh; God's curse upon thee; Sancho!〃 here exclaimed Don Quixote;
〃sixty thousand devils fly away with thee and thy proverbs! For the
last hour thou hast been stringing them together and inflicting the
pangs of torture on me with every one of them。 Those proverbs will
bring thee to the gallows one day; I promise thee; thy subjects will
take the government from thee; or there will be revolts among them。
Tell me; where dost thou pick them up; thou booby? How dost thou apply
them; thou blockhead? For with me; to utter one and make it apply
properly; I have to sweat and labour as if I were digging。〃
  〃By God; master mine;〃 said Sancho; 〃your worship is making a fuss
about very little。 Why the devil should you be vexed if I make use
of what is my own? And I have got nothing else; nor any other stock in
trade except proverbs and more proverbs; and here are three just
this instant come into my head; pat to the purpose and like pears in a
basket; but I won't repeat them; for 'sage silence is called Sancho。'〃
  〃That; Sancho; thou art not;〃 said Don Quixote; 〃for not only art
thou not sage silence; but thou art pestilent prate and perversity;
still I would like to know what three proverbs have just now come into
thy memory; for I have been turning over mine own… and it is a good
one… and none occurs to me。〃
  〃What can be better;〃 said Sancho; 〃than 'never put thy thumbs
between two back teeth;' and 'to 〃get out of my house〃 and 〃what do
you want with my wife?〃 there is no answer;' and 'whether the
pitcher hits the stove; or the stove the pitcher; it's a bad
business for the pitcher;' all which fit to a hair? For no one
should quarrel with his governor; or him in authority over him;
because he will come off the worst; as he does who puts his finger
between two back and if they are not back teeth it makes no
difference; so long as they are teeth; and to whatever the governor
may say there's no answer; any more than to 'get out of my house'
and 'what do you want with my wife?' and then; as for that about the
stone and the pitcher; a blind man could see that。 So that he 'who
sees the mote in another's eye had need to see the beam in his own;'
that it be not said of himself; 'the dead woman was frightened at
the one with her throat cut;' and your worship knows well that 'the
fool knows more in his own house than the wise man in another's。'〃
  〃Nay; Sancho;〃 said Don Quixote; 〃the fool knows nothing; either
in his own house or in anybody else's; for no wise structure of any
sort can stand on a foundation of folly; but let us say no more
about it; Sancho; for if thou governest badly; thine will he the fault
and mine the shame; but I comfort myself with having done my duty in
advising thee as earnestly and as wisely as I could; and thus I am
released from my obligations and my promise。 God guide thee; Sancho;
and govern thee in thy government; and deliver me from the misgiving I
have that thou wilt turn the whole island upside down; a thing I might
easily prevent by explaining to the duke what thou art and telling him
that all that fat little person of thine is nothing else but a sack
full of proverbs and sauciness。〃
  〃Senor;〃 said Sancho; 〃if your worship thinks I'm not fit for this
government; I give it up on the spot; for the mere black of the nail
of my soul is dearer to me than my whole body; and I can live just
as well; simple Sancho; on bread and onions; as governor; on
partridges and capons; and what's more; while we're asleep we're all
equal; great and small; rich and poor。 But if your worship looks
into it; you will see it was your worship alone that put me on to this
business of governing; for I know no more about the government of
islands than a buzzard; and if there's any reason to think that
because of my being a governor the devil will get hold of me; I'd
rather go Sancho to heaven than governor to hell。〃
  〃By God; Sancho;〃 said Don Quixote; 〃for those last words thou
hast uttered alone; I consider thou deservest to be governor of a
thousand islands。 Thou hast good natural instincts; without which no
knowledge is worth anything; commend thyself to God; and try not to
swerve in the pursuit of thy main object; I mean; always make it thy
aim and fixed purpose to do right in all matters that come before
thee; for heaven always helps good intentions; and now let us go to
dinner; for I think my lord and lady are waiting for us。〃


  CHAPTER XLIV
  HOW SANCHO PANZA WAS CONDUCTED TO HIS GOVERNMENT; AND OF THE STRANGE
ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE CASTLE

  IT iS stated; they say; in the true original of this history; that
when Cide Hamete came to write this chapter; his interpreter did not
translate it as he wrote it… that is; as a kind of complaint the
Moor made against himself for having taken in hand a story so dry
and of so little variety as this of Don Quixote; for he found
himself forced to speak perp

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