don quixote(堂·吉珂德)-第194章
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everybody's that listens to him; are so wise; and run in such a
straight furrow; that Satan himself could not have said them better;
but for all that; really; and beyond all question; it's my firm belief
he is cracked。 Well; then; as this is clear to my mind; I can
venture to make him believe things that have neither head nor tail;
like that affair of the answer to the letter; and that other of six or
eight days ago; which is not yet in history; that is to say; the
affair of the enchantment of my lady Dulcinea; for I made him
believe she is enchanted; though there's no more truth in it than over
the hills of Ubeda。
The duchess begged him to tell her about the enchantment or
deception; so Sancho told the whole story exactly as it had
happened; and his hearers were not a little amused by it; and then
resuming; the duchess said; 〃In consequence of what worthy Sancho
has told me; a doubt starts up in my mind; and there comes a kind of
whisper to my ear that says; 'If Don Quixote be mad; crazy; and
cracked; and Sancho Panza his squire knows it; and; notwithstanding;
serves and follows him; and goes trusting to his empty promises; there
can be no doubt he must be still madder and sillier than his master;
and that being so; it will be cast in your teeth; senora duchess; if
you give the said Sancho an island to govern; for how will he who does
not know how to govern himself know how to govern others?'〃
〃By God; senora;〃 said Sancho; 〃but that doubt comes timely; but
your grace may say it out; and speak plainly; or as you like; for I
know what you say is true; and if I were wise I should have left my
master long ago; but this was my fate; this was my bad luck; I can't
help it; I must follow him; we're from the same village; I've eaten
his bread; I'm fond of him; I'm grateful; he gave me his ass…colts;
and above all I'm faithful; so it's quite impossible for anything to
separate us; except the pickaxe and shovel。 And if your highness
does not like to give me the government you promised; God made me
without it; and maybe your not giving it to me will be all the
better for my conscience; for fool as I am I know the proverb 'to
her hurt the ant got wings;' and it may be that Sancho the squire will
get to heaven sooner than Sancho the governor。 'They make as good
bread here as in France;' and 'by night all cats are grey;' and 'a
hard case enough his; who hasn't broken his fast at two in the
afternoon;' and 'there's no stomach a hand's breadth bigger than
another;' and the same can he filled 'with straw or hay;' as the
saying is; and 'the little birds of the field have God for their
purveyor and caterer;' and 'four yards of Cuenca frieze keep one
warmer than four of Segovia broad…cloth;' and 'when we quit this world
and are put underground the prince travels by as narrow a path as
the journeyman;' and 'the Pope's body does not take up more feet of
earth than the sacristan's;' for all that the one is higher than the
other; for when we go to our graves we all pack ourselves up and
make ourselves small; or rather they pack us up and make us small in
spite of us; and then… good night to us。 And I say once more; if
your ladyship does not like to give me the island because I'm a
fool; like a wise man I will take care to give myself no trouble about
it; I have heard say that 'behind the cross there's the devil;' and
that 'all that glitters is not gold;' and that from among the oxen;
and the ploughs; and the yokes; Wamba the husbandman was taken to be
made King of Spain; and from among brocades; and pleasures; and
riches; Roderick was taken to be devoured by adders; if the verses
of the old ballads don't lie。〃
〃To be sure they don't lie!〃 exclaimed Dona Rodriguez; the duenna;
who was one of the listeners。 〃Why; there's a ballad that says they
put King Rodrigo alive into a tomb full of toads; and adders; and
lizards; and that two days afterwards the king; in a plaintive; feeble
voice; cried out from within the tomb…
They gnaw me now; they gnaw me now;
There where I most did sin。
And according to that the gentleman has good reason to say he would
rather be a labouring man than a king; if vermin are to eat him。〃
The duchess could not help laughing at the simplicity of her duenna;
or wondering at the language and proverbs of Sancho; to whom she said;
〃Worthy Sancho knows very well that when once a knight has made a
promise he strives to keep it; though it should cost him his life。
My lord and husband the duke; though not one of the errant sort; is
none the less a knight for that reason; and will keep his word about
the promised island; in spite of the envy and malice of the world。 Let
Sancho he of good cheer; for when he least expects it he will find
himself seated on the throne of his island and seat of dignity; and
will take possession of his government that he may discard it for
another of three…bordered brocade。 The charge I give him is to be
careful how he governs his vassals; bearing in mind that they are
all loyal and well…born。〃
〃As to governing them well;〃 said Sancho; 〃there's no need of
charging me to do that; for I'm kind…hearted by nature; and full of
compassion for the poor; there's no stealing the loaf from him who
kneads and bakes;' and by my faith it won't do to throw false dice
with me; I am an old dog; and I know all about 'tus; tus;' I can be
wide…awake if need be; and I don't let clouds come before my eyes; for
I know where the shoe pinches me; I say so; because with me the good
will have support and protection; and the bad neither footing nor
access。 And it seems to me that; in governments; to make a beginning
is everything; and maybe; after having been governor a fortnight; I'll
take kindly to the work and know more about it than the field labour I
have been brought up to。〃
〃You are right; Sancho;〃 said the duchess; 〃for no one is born ready
taught; and the bishops are made out of men and not out of stones。 But
to return to the subject we were discussing just now; the
enchantment of the lady Dulcinea; I look upon it as certain; and
something more than evident; that Sancho's idea of practising a
deception upon his master; making him believe that the peasant girl
was Dulcinea and that if he did not recognise her it must be because
she was enchanted; was all a device of one of the enchanters that
persecute Don Quixote。 For in truth and earnest; I know from good
authority that the coarse country wench who jumped up on the ass was
and is Dulcinea del Toboso; and that worthy Sancho; though he
fancies himself the deceiver; is the one that is deceived; and that
there is no more reason to doubt the truth of this; than of anything
else we never saw。 Senor Sancho Panza must know that we too have
enchanters here that are well disposed to us; and tell us what goes on
in the world; plainly and distinctly; without subterfuge or deception;
and believe me; Sancho; that agile country lass was and is Dulcinea
del Toboso; who is as much enchanted as the mother that bore her;
and when we least expect it; we shall see her in her own proper
form; and then Sancho will he disabused of the error he is under at
present。〃
〃All that's very possible;〃 said Sancho Panza; 〃and now I'm
willing to believe what my master says about what he saw in the cave
of Montesinos; where he says he saw the lady Dulcinea del Toboso in
the very same dress and apparel that I said I had seen her in when I
enchanted her all to please myself。 It must be all exactly the other
way; as your ladyship says; because it is impossible to suppose that
out of my poor wit such a cunning trick could be concocted in a
moment; nor do I think my master is so mad that by my weak and
feeble persuasion he could be made to believe a thing so out of all
reason。 But; senora; your excellence must not therefore think me
ill…disposed; for a dolt like me is not bound to see into the thoughts
and plots of those vile enchanters。 I invented all that to escape my
master's scolding; and not with any intention of hurting him; and if
it has turned out differently; there is a God in heaven who judges our
hearts。〃
〃That is true;〃 said the duchess; 〃but tell me; Sanch