under the greenwood tree-第40章
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goes!〃
〃That's a girl for a husband!〃 said Mrs。 Dewy。
〃I do hope he'll come in time!〃 continued the bride…elect; inventing
a new cause of affright; now that the other was demolished。
〃'Twould be a thousand pities if he didn't come; now you he so
brave;〃 said Mrs。 Penny。
Grandfather James; having overheard some of these remarks; said
downstairs with mischievous loudness〃I've known some would…be
weddings when the men didn't come。〃
〃They've happened not to come; before now; certainly;〃 said Mr。
Penny; cleaning one of the glasses of his spectacles。
〃O; do hear what they are saying downstairs;〃 whispered Fancy。
〃Hush; hush!〃
She listened。
〃They have; haven't they; Geoffrey?〃 continued grandfather James; as
Geoffrey entered。
〃Have what?〃 said Geoffrey。
〃The men have been known not to come。〃
〃That they have;〃 said the keeper。
〃Ay; I've knowed times when the wedding had to be put off through
his not appearing; being tired of the woman。 And another case I
knowed was when the man was catched in a man…trap crossing Oaker's
Wood; and the three months had run out before he got well; and the
banns had to be published over again。〃
〃How horrible!〃 said Fancy。
〃They only say it on purpose to tease 'ee; my dear;〃 said Mrs。 Dewy。
〃'Tis quite sad to think what wretched shifts poor maids have been
put to;〃 came again from downstairs。 〃Ye should hear Clerk Wilkins;
my brother…law; tell his experiences in marrying couples these last
thirty year: sometimes one thing; sometimes another'tis quite
heart…rendingenough to make your hair stand on end。〃
〃Those things don't happen very often; I know;〃 said Fancy; with
smouldering uneasiness。
〃Well; really 'tis time Dick was here;〃 said the tranter。
〃Don't keep on at me so; grandfather James and Mr。 Dewy; and all you
down there!〃 Fancy broke out; unable to endure any longer。 〃I am
sure I shall die; or do something; if you do!〃
〃Never you hearken to these old chaps; Miss Day!〃 cried Nat
Callcome; the best man; who had just entered; and threw his voice
upward through the chinks of the floor as the others had done。
〃'Tis all right; Dick's coming on like a wild feller; he'll be here
in a minute。 The hive o' bees his mother gie'd en for his new
garden swarmed jist as he was starting; and he said; 〃I can't afford
to lose a stock o' bees; no; that I can't; though I fain would; and
Fancy wouldn't wish it on any account。〃 So he jist stopped to ting
to 'em and shake 'em。〃
〃A genuine wise man;〃 said Geoffrey。
〃To be sure; what a day's work we had yesterday!〃 Mr。 Callcome
continued; lowering his voice as if it were not necessary any longer
to include those in the room above among his audience; and selecting
a remote corner of his best clean handkerchief for wiping his face。
〃To be sure!〃
〃Things so heavy; I suppose;〃 said Geoffrey; as if reading through
the chimney…window from the far end of the vista。
〃Ay;〃 said Nat; looking round the room at points from which
furniture had been removed。 〃And so awkward to carry; too。 'Twas
ath'art and across Dick's garden; in and out Dick's door; up and
down Dick's stairs; round and round Dick's chammers till legs were
worn to stumps: and Dick is so particular; too。 And the stores of
victuals and drink that lad has laid in: why; 'tis enough for
Noah's ark! I'm sure I never wish to see a choicer half…dozen of
hams than he's got there in his chimley; and the cider I tasted was
a very pretty drop; indeed;none could desire a prettier cider。〃
〃They be for the love and the stalled ox both; Ah; the greedy
martels!〃 said grandfather James。
〃Well; may…be they be。 Surely;〃 says I; 〃that couple between 'em
have heaped up so much furniture and victuals; that anybody would
think they were going to take hold the big end of married life
first; and begin wi' a grown…up family。 Ah; what a bath of heat we
two chaps were in; to be sure; a…getting that furniture in order!〃
〃I do so wish the room below was ceiled;〃 said Fancy; as the
dressing went on; 〃we can hear all they say and do down there。〃
〃Hark! Who's that?〃 exclaimed a small pupil…teacher; who also
assisted this morning; to her great delight。 She ran half…way down
the stairs; and peeped round the banister。 〃O; you should; you
should; you should!〃 she exclaimed; scrambling up to the room again。
〃What?〃 said Fancy。
〃See the bridesmaids! They've just a come! 'Tis wonderful; really!
'tis wonderful how muslin can be brought to it。 There; they don't
look a bit like themselves; but like some very rich sisters o'
theirs that nobody knew they had!〃
〃Make 'em come up to me; make 'em come up!〃 cried Fancy
ecstatically; and the four damsels appointed; namely; Miss Susan
Dewy; Miss Bessie Dewy; Miss Vashti Sniff; and Miss Mercy Onmey;
surged upstairs; and floated along the passage。
〃I wish Dick would come!〃 was again the burden of Fancy。
The same instant a small twig and flower from the creeper outside
the door flew in at the open window; and a masculine voice said;
〃Ready; Fancy dearest?〃
〃There he is; he is!〃 cried Fancy; tittering spasmodically; and
breathing as it were for the first time that morning。
The bridesmaids crowded to the window and turned their heads in the
direction pointed out; at which motion eight earrings all swung as
one: not looking at Dick because they particularly wanted to see
him; but with an important sense of their duty as obedient ministers
of the will of that apotheosised beingthe Bride。
〃He looks very taking!〃 said Miss Vashti Sniff; a young lady who
blushed cream…colour and wore yellow bonnet ribbons。
Dick was advancing to the door in a painfully new coat of shining
cloth; primrose…coloured waistcoat; hat of the same painful style of
newness; and with an extra quantity of whiskers shaved off his face;
and hair cut to an unwonted shortness in honour of the occasion。
〃Now; I'll run down;〃 said Fancy; looking at herself over her
shoulder in the glass; and flitting off。
〃O Dick!〃 she exclaimed; 〃I am so glad you are come! I knew you
would; of course; but I thought; Oh if you shouldn't!〃
〃Not come; Fancy! Het or wet; blow or snow; here come I to…day!
Why; what's possessing your little soul? You never used to mind
such things a bit。〃
〃Ah; Mr。 Dick; I hadn't hoisted my colours and committed myself
then!〃 said Fancy。
〃'Tis a pity I can't marry the whole five of ye!〃 said Dick;
surveying them all round。
〃Heh…heh…heh!〃 laughed the four bridesmaids; and Fancy privately
touched Dick and smoothed him down behind his shoulder; as if to
assure herself that he was there in flesh and blood as her own
property。
〃Well; whoever would have thought such a thing?〃 said Dick; taking
off his hat; sinking into a chair; and turning to the elder members
of the company。
The latter arranged their eyes and lips to signify that in their
opinion nobody could have thought such a thing; whatever it was。
〃That my bees should ha' swarmed just then; of all times and
seasons!〃 continued Dick; throwing a comprehensive glance like a net
over the whole auditory。 〃And 'tis a fine swarm; too: I haven't
seen such a fine swarm for these ten years。〃
〃A' excellent sign;〃 said Mrs。 Penny; from the depths of experience。
〃A' excellent sign。〃
〃I am glad everything seems so right;〃 said Fancy with a breath of
relief。
〃And so am I;〃 said the four bridesmaids with much sympathy。
〃Well; bees can't be put off;〃 observed the inharmonious grandfather
James。 〃Marrying a woman is a thing you can do at any moment; but a
swarm o' bees won't come for the asking。〃
Dick fanned himself with his hat。 〃I can't think;〃 he said
thoughtfully; 〃whatever 'twas I did to offend Mr。 Maybold; a man I
like so much too。 He rather took to me when he came first; and used
to say he should l