mark twain, a biography, 1900-1907-第39章
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Be wise as a serpent and wary as a dove！ The newspaper boys want
that letterdon't you let them get hold of it。 They say you refuse
to allow them to see it without my consent。 Keep on refusing； and
I'll take care of this end of the line。
In a recent letter to the writer Mr。 Dickinson states that Mark Twain's
solicitude was for the librarian； whom he was unwilling to involve in
difficulties with his official superiors； and he adds：
There may be some doubt as to whether Mark Twain was or was not a
religious man； for there are many definitions of the word religion。
He was certainly a hater of conventions； had no patience with
sanctimony and bibliolatry； and was perhaps irreverent。 But any one
who reads carefully the description of the conflict in Huck's soul；
in regard to the betrayal of Jim； will credit the creator of the
scene with deep and true moral feeling。
The reporters thinned out in the course of a few days when no result was
forthcoming； but they were all back again presently when the Maxim Gorky
fiasco came along。 The distinguished revolutionist； Tchaykoffsky； as a
sort of advance agent for Gorky； had already called upon Clemens to
enlist his sympathy in their mission； which was to secure funds in the
cause of Russian emancipation。 Clemens gave his sympathy； and now
promised his aid； though he did not hesitate to discourage the mission。
He said that American enthusiasm in such matters stopped well above their
pockets； and that this revolutionary errand would fail。 Howells； too；
was of this opinion。 In his account of the episode he says：
I told a valued friend of his and mine that I did not believe he
could get twenty…five hundred dollars； and I think now I set the
figure too high。
Clemens's interest； however； grew。 He attended a dinner given to Gorky
at the 〃A Club；〃 No。 3 Fifth Avenue； and introduced Gorky to the diners。
Also he wrote a letter to be read by Tchaykoffsky at a meeting held at
the Grand Central Palace； where three thousand people gathered to hear
this great revolutionist recite the story of Russia's wrongs。 The letter
ran：
DEAR MR。 TCHAYKOFFSKY； My sympathies are with the Russian
revolution； of course。 It goes without saying。 I hope it will
succeed； and now that I have talked with you I take heart to believe
it will。 Government by falsified promises； by lies； by treachery；
and by the butcher…knife； for the aggrandizement of a single family
of drones and its idle and vicious kin has been borne quite long
enough in Russia； I should think。 And it is to be hoped that the
roused nation； now rising in its strength； will presently put an end
to it and set up the republic in its place。 Some of us； even the
white…headed； may live to see the blessed day when tsars and grand
dukes will be as scarce there as I trust they are in heaven。
Most sincerely yours；
MARK TWAIN。
Clemens and Howells called on Gorky and agreed to figure prominently in a
literary dinner to be given in his honor。 The movement was really
assuming considerable proportions； when suddenly something happened which
caused it to flatten permanently； and rather ridiculously。
Arriving at 21 Fifth Avenue； one afternoon； I met Howells coming out。
I thought he had an unhappy； hunted look。 I went up to the study； and on
opening the door I found the atmosphere semi…opaque with cigar smoke； and
Clemens among the drifting blue wreaths and layers； pacing up and down
rather fiercely。 He turned； inquiringly； as I entered。 I had clipped a
cartoon from a morning paper； which pictured him as upsetting the Tsar's
thronethe kind of thing he was likely to enjoy。 I said：
〃Here is something perhaps you may wish to see； Mr。 Clemens。〃
He shook his head violently。
〃No； I can't see anything now；〃 and in another moment had disappeared
into his own room。 Something extraordinary had happened。 I wondered if；
after all their lifelong friendship； he and Howells had quarreled。 I was
naturally curious； but it was not a good time to investigate。 By and by
I went down on the street； where the newsboys were calling extras。 When
I had bought one； and glanced at the first page； I knew。 Gorky had been
expelled from his hotel for having brought to America； as his wife； a
woman not so recognized by the American laws。 Madame Andreieva； a
Russian actress； was a leader in the cause of freedom； and by Russian
custom her relation with Gorky was recognized and respected； but it was
not sufficiently orthodox for American conventions； and it was certainly
unfortunate that an apostle of high purpose should come handicapped in
that way。 Apparently the news had already reached Howells and Clemens；
and they had been feverishly discussing what was best to do about the
dinner。
Within a day or two Gorky and Madame Andreieva were evicted from a
procession of hotels； and of course the papers rang with the head…lines。
An army of reporters was chasing Clemens and Howells。 The Russian
revolution was entirely forgotten in this more lively； more intimate
domestic interest。 Howells came again； the reporters following and
standing guard at the door below。 In 'My Mark Twain' he says：
That was the moment of the great Vesuvian eruption； and we figured
ourselves in easy reach of a volcano which was every now and then
〃blowing a cone off；〃 as the telegraphic phrase was。 The roof of
the great market in Naples had just broken in under its load of
ashes and cinders； and crushed hundreds of people； and we asked each
other if we were not sorry we had not been there； where the pressure
would have been far less terrific than it was with us in Fifth
Avenue。 The forbidden butler came up with a message that there were
some gentlemen below who wanted to see Clemens。
〃How many？〃 he demanded。
〃Five；〃 the butler faltered。
〃Reporters？〃
The butler feigned uncertainty。
〃What would you do？〃 he asked me。
〃I wouldn't see them；〃 I said； and then Clemens went directly down
to them。 How or by what means he appeased their voracity I cannot
say； but I fancy it was by the confession of the exact truth； which
was harmless enough。 They went away joyfully； and he came back in
radiant satisfaction with having seen them。
It is not quite clear at this time just what word was sent to Gorky but
the matter must have been settled that night； for Clemens was in a fine
humor next morning。 It was before dictation time； and he came drifting
into the study and began at once to speak of the dinner and the
impossibility of its being given now。 Then he said：
〃American public opinion is a delicate fabric。 It shrivels like the webs
of morning at the lightest touch。〃
Later in the day he made this memorandum：
Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped； but an openly
transgressed custom brings sure punishment。 The penalty may be
unfair； unrighteous； illogical； and a cruelty； no matter； it will be
inflicted just the same。 Certainly； then； there can be but one wise
thing for a visiting stranger to dofind out what the country's
customs are and refrain from offending against them。
The efforts which have been made in Gorky's justification are
entitled to all respect because of the magnanimity of the motive
back of them； but I think that the ink was wasted。 Custom is
custom： it is built of brass； boiler…iron； granite； facts；
seasonings； arguments have no more effect upon it than the idle
winds have upon Gibraltar。 ＇To Dan Beard he said； 〃Gorky made an
awful mistake； Dan。 He might as well have come over here in his
shirt…tail。〃＇
The Gorky disturbance had hardly begun to subside when there came another
upheaval that snuffed it out completely。 On the afternoon of the 18th of
April I heard； at The Players； a wandering telephonic rumor that a great
earthquake was going on in San Francisco。 Half an hour later； perhaps； I
met Cleme
