anecdotes of the late samuel johnson-第4章
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r I loved any human creature； but poor Bathurst is dead！〃 Here a long pause and a few tears ensued。 〃Why； sir；〃 said I； 〃how like is all this to Jean Jacques Rousseauas like； I mean； as the sensations of frost and fire； when my child complained yesterday that the ice she was eating BURNED her mouth。〃 Mr。 Johnson laughed at the incongruous ideas； but the first thing which presented itself to the mind of an ingenious and learned friend whom I had the pleasure to pass some time with here at Florence was the same resemblance； though I think the two characters had little in common； further than an early attention to things beyond the capacity of other babies； a keen sensibility of right and wrong； and a warmth of imagination little consistent with sound and perfect health。 I have heard him relate another odd thing of himself too； but it is one which everybody has heard as well as me： how； when he was about nine years old； having got the play of Hamlet in his hand； and reading it quietly in his father's kitchen； he kept on steadily enough till； coming to the Ghost scene； he suddenly hurried upstairs to the street door that he might see people about him。 Such an incident； as he was not unwilling to relate it； is probably in every one's possession now； he told it as a testimony to the merits of Shakespeare。 But one day； when my son was going to school； and dear Dr。 Johnson followed as far as the garden gate； praying for his salvation in a voice which those who listened attentively could hear plain enough； he said to me suddenly； 〃Make your boy tell you his dreams： the first corruption that entered into my heart was communicated in a dream。〃 〃What was it； sir？〃 said I。 〃Do not ask me；〃 replied he； with much violence； and walked away in apparent agitation。 I never durst make any further inquiries。 He retained a strong aversion for the memory of Hunter； one of his schoolmasters； who； he said； once was a brutal fellow； 〃so brutal；〃 added he； 〃that no man who had been educated by him ever sent his son to the same school。〃 I have； however； heard him acknowledge his scholarship to be very great。 His next master he despised； as knowing less than himself； I found； but the name of that gentleman has slipped my memory。 Mr。 Johnson was himself exceedingly disposed to the general indulgence of children； and was even scrupulously and ceremoniously attentive not to offend them； he had strongly persuaded himself of the difficulty people always find to erase early impressions either of kindness or resentment； and said 〃he should never have so loved his mother when a man had she not given him coffee she could ill afford； to gratify his appetite when a boy。〃 〃If you had had children； sir；〃 said I； 〃would you have taught them anything？〃 〃I hope；〃 replied he； 〃that I should have willingly lived on bread and water to obtain instruction for them； but I would not have set their future friendship to hazard for the sake of thrusting into their heads knowledge of things for which they might not perhaps have either taste or necessity。 You teach your daughters the diameters of the planets； and wonder when you have done that they do not delight in your company。 No science can be communicated by mortal creatures without attention from the scholar； no attention can be obtained from children without the infliction of pain； and pain is never remembered without resentment。〃 That something should be learned was； however； so certainly his opinion that I have heard him say how education had been often compared to agriculture； yet that it resembled it chiefly in this： 〃That if nothing is sown； no crop；〃 says he； 〃can be obtained。〃 His contempt of the lady who fancied her son could be eminent without study； because Shakespeare was found wanting in scholastic learning； was expressed in terms so gross and so well known； I will not repeat them here。
To recollect； however； and to repeat the sayings of Dr。 Johnson； is almost all that can be done by the writers of his life； as his life； at least since my acquaintance with him； consisted in little else than talking； when he was not absolutely employed in some serious piece of work； and whatever work he did seemed so much below his powers of performance that he appeared the idlest of all human beings； ever musing till he was called out to converse； and conversing till the fatigue of his friends； or the promptitude of his own temper to take offence； consigned him back again to silent meditation。
The remembrance of what had passed in his own childhood made Mr。 Johnson very solicitous to preserve the felicity of children： and when he had persuaded Dr。 Sumner to remit the tasks usually given to fill up boys' time during the holidays； he rejoiced exceedingly in the success of his negotiation； and told me that he had never ceased representing to all the eminent schoolmasters in England the absurd tyranny of poisoning the hour of permitted pleasure by keeping future misery before the children's eyes； and tempting them by bribery or falsehood to evade it。 〃Bob Sumner；〃 said he； 〃however； I have at length prevailed upon。 I know not； indeed； whether his tenderness was persuaded； or his reason convinced； but the effect will always be the same。 Poor Dr。 Sumner died； however； before the next vacation。〃
Mr。 Johnson was of opinion； too； that young people should have POSITIVE； not GENERAL； rules given for their direction。 〃My mother；〃 said he； 〃was always telling me that I did not BEHAVE myself properly； that I should endeavour to learn BEHAVIOUR； and such cant； but when I replied that she ought to tell me what to do； and what to avoid； her admonitions were commonly； for that time at least； at an end。〃
This I fear was； however； at best a momentary refuge found out by perverseness。 No man knew better than Johnson in how many nameless and numberless actions BEHAVIOUR consistsactions which can scarcely be reduced to rule； and which come under no description。 Of these he retained so many very strange ones； that I suppose no one who saw his odd manner of gesticulating much blamed or wondered at the good lady's solicitude concerning her son's BEHAVIOUR。
Though he was attentive to the peace of children in general； no man had a stronger contempt than he for such parents as openly profess that they cannot govern their children。 〃How；〃 says he； 〃is an army governed？ Such people； for the most part； multiply prohibitions till obedience becomes impossible； and authority appears absurd； and never suspect that they tease their family； their friends； and themselves； only because conversation runs low； and something must be said。〃
Of parental authority； indeed； few people thought with a lower degree of estimation。 I one day mentioned the resignation of Cyrus to his father's will； as related by Xenophon； when； after all his conquests； he requested the consent of Cambyses to his marriage with a neighbouring princess； and I added Rollin's applause and recommendation of the example。 〃Do you not perceive； then；〃 says Johnson； 〃that Xenophon on this occasion commends like a pedant； and Pere Rollin applauds like a slave？ If Cyrus by his conquests had not purchased emancipation； he had conquered to little purpose indeed。 Can you forbear to see the folly of a fellow who has in his care the lives of thousands； when he begs his papa permission to be married； and confesses his inability to decide in a matter which concerns no man's happiness but his own？〃 Mr。 Johnson caught me another time reprimanding the daughter of my housekeeper for having sat down unpermitted in her mother's presence。 〃Why； she gets her living； does she not；〃 said he； 〃without her mother's help？ Let the wench alone；〃 continued he。 And when we were again out of the women's sight who were concerned in the dispute： 〃Poor people's children； dear lady；〃 said he； 〃never respect them。 I did not respect my own mother； though I loved her。 And one day； when in anger she called me a puppy； I asked her if she knew what they called a puppy's mother。〃 We were talking of a young fellow who used to come often to the house； he was about fifteen years old； or less； if I remember right； and had a manner at once sullen and sheepish。 〃That lad；〃 says Mr。 Johnson； 〃looks lik
