castle rackrent-第24章
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see Sir Condy so low: has he heard the news?'
'What news?' says I。
'Didn't ye hear it; then?' says she; 'my Lady Rackrent that was is kilt 'See GLOSSARY 29' and lying for dead; and I don't doubt but it's all over with her by this time。'
'Mercy on us all;' says I; 'how was it?'
'The jaunting…car it was that ran away with her;' says Judy。 'I was coming home that same time from Biddy M'Guggin's marriage; and a great crowd of people too upon the road; coming from the fair of Crookaghnawaturgh; and I sees a jaunting…car standing in the middle of the road; and with the two wheels off and all tattered。 〃What's this?〃 says I。 〃Didn't ye hear of it?〃 says they that were looking on; 〃it's my Lady Rackrent's car; that was running away from her husband; and the horse took fright at a carrion that lay across the road; and so ran away with the jaunting…car; and my Lady Rackrent and her maid screaming; and the horse ran with them against a car that was coming from the fair with the boy asleep on it; and the lady's petticoat hanging out of the jaunting…car caught; and she was dragged I can't tell you how far upon the road; and it all broken up with the stones just going to be pounded; and one of the road…makers; with his sledge…hammer in his hand; stops the horse at the last; but my Lady Rackrent was all kilt and smashed;〃 'KILT AND SMASHED。Our author is not here guilty of an anti…climax。 The mere English reader; from a similarity of sound between the words 'kilt' and 'killed;' might be induced to suppose that their meanings are similar; yet they are not by any means in Ireland synonymous terms。 Thus you may hear a man exclaim; 'I'm kilt and murdered!' but he frequently means only that he has received a black eye or a slight contusion。 'I'm kilt all over' means that he is in a worse state than being simply 'kilt。' Thus; 'I'm kilt with the cold;' is nothing to 'I'm kilt all over with the rheumatism。'' and they lifted her into a cabin hard by; and the maid was found after where she had been thrown in the gripe of a ditch; her cap and bonnet all full of bog water; and they say my lady can't live anyway。〃 Thady; pray now is it true what I'm told for sartain; that Sir Condy has made over all to your son Jason?'
'All;' says I。
'All entirely?' says she again。
'All entirely' says I。
'Then;' says she; 'that's a great shame; but don't be telling Jason what I say。'
'And what is it you say?' cries Sir Condy; leaning over betwixt us; which made Judy start greatly。 'I know the time when Judy M'Quirk would never have stayed so long talking at the door and I in the house。'
'Oh!' says Judy; 'for shame; Sir Condy; times are altered since then; and it's my Lady Rackrent you ought to be thinking of。'
'And why should I be thinking of her; that's not thinking of me now?' says Sir Condy。
'No matter for that;' says Judy; very properly; 'it's time you should be thinking of her; if ever you mean to do it at all; for don't you know she's lying for death?'
'My Lady Rackrent!' says Sir Condy; in a surprise; 'why it's but two days since we parted; as you very well know; Thady; in her full health and spirits; and she; and her maid along with her; going to Mount Juliet's Town on her jaunting…car。
'She'll never ride no more on her jaunting…car;' said Judy; 'for it has been the death of her; sure enough。'
And is she dead then?' says his honour。
'As good as dead; I hear;' says Judy; 'but there's Thady here as just learnt the whole truth of the story as I had it; and it's fitter he or anybody else should be telling it you than I; Sir Condy: I must be going home to the childer。'
But he stops her; but rather from civility in him; as I could see very plainly; than anything else; for Judy was; as his honour remarked at her first coming in; greatly changed; and little likely; as far as I could seethough she did not seem to be clear of it herselflittle likely to be my Lady Rackrent now; should there be a second toss…up to be made。 But I told him the whole story out of the face; just as Judy had told it to me; and he sent off a messenger with his compliments to Mount Juliet's Town that evening; to learn the truth of the report; and Judy bid the boy that was going call in at Tim M'Enerney's shop in O'Shaughlin's Town and buy her a new shawl。
'Do so;' Said Sir Condy; 'and tell Tim to take no money from you; for I must pay him for the shawl myself。' At this my shister throws me over a look; and I says nothing; but turned the tobacco in my mouth; whilst Judy began making a many words about it; and saying how she could not be beholden for shawls to any gentleman。 I left her there to consult with my shister; did she think there was anything in it; and my shister thought I was blind to be asking her the question; and I thought my shister must see more into it than I did; and recollecting all past times and everything; I changed my mind; and came over to her way of thinking; and we settled it that Judy was very like to be my Lady Rackrent after all; if a vacancy should have happened。
The next day; before his honour was up; somebody comes with a double knock at the door; and I was greatly surprised to see it was my son Jason。
'Jason; is it you?' said I; 'what brings you to the Lodge?' says I。 'Is it my Lady Rackrent? We know that already since yesterday。'
'Maybe so;' says he; 'but I must see Sir Condy about it。'
'You can't see him yet;' says I; 'sure he is not awake。'
'What then;' says he; 'can't he be wakened; and I standing at the door?'
'I'll not: be disturbing his honour for you; Jason;' says I; 'many's the hour you've waited in your time; and been proud to do it; till his honour was at leisure to speak to you。 His honour;' says I; raising my voice; at which his honour wakens of his own accord; and calls to me from the room to know who it was I was speaking to。 Jason made no more ceremony; but follows me into the room。
'How are you; Sir Condy?' says he; 'I'm happy to see you looking so well; I came up to know how you did to…day; and to see did you want for anything at the Lodge;'
'Nothing at all; Mr。 Jason; I thank you;' says he; for his honour had his own share of pride; and did not choose; after all that had passed; to be beholden; I suppose; to my son; 'but pray take a chair and be seated; Mr。 Jason。'
Jason sat him down upon the chest; for chair there was none; and after he had set there some time; and a silence on all sides。
'What news is there stirring in the country; Mr。 Jason M'Quirk?' says Sir Condy; very easy; yet high like。
'None that's news to you; Sir Condy; I hear;' says Jason。 'I am sorry to hear of my Lady Rackrent's accident。'
'I'm much obliged to you; and so is her ladyship; I'm sure;' answered Sir Condy; still stiff; and there was another sort of a silence; which seemed to lie the heaviest on my son Jason。
'Sir Condy;' says he at last; seeing Sir Condy disposing himself to go to sleep again;'Sir Condy; I daresay you recollect mentioning to me the little memorandum you gave to Lady Rackrent about the L500 a year jointure。'
'Very true;' said Sir Condy; 'it is all in my recollection。' 'But if my Lady Rackrent dies; there's an end of all jointure;' says Jason。
'Of course;' says Sir Condy。
'But it's not a matter of certainty that my Lady Rackrent won't recover;' says Jason。
'Very true; sir;' says my master。
'It's a fair speculation; then; for you to consider what the chance of the jointure of those lands; when out of custodiam; will be to you。'
'Just five hundred a year; I take it; without any speculation at all;' said Sir Condy。
'That's supposing the life dropt; and the custodiam off; you know; begging your pardon; Sir Condy; who understands business; that is a wrong calculation。'
'Very likely so;' said Sir Condy; 'but; Mr。 Jason; if you have anything to say to me this morning about it; I'd be obliged to you to say it; for I had an indifferent night's rest last night; and wouldn't be sorry to sleep a little this morning。'
'I have only three words to say; and those more of consequence to you; Sir Condy; than me。 You are a little cool; I observe; but I hope you will not be offended at what I have brought here in my pocket;' and he pulls out two long r