malvina of brittany-第23章
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satisfactory client; and; Mr。 Tupp appearing at this point; our
representative thanked Mrs。 Tupp for her information and took his
departure。
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Mr。 Horatius Condor; Junior; who consented to partake of luncheon in
company with our representative at the Holborn Restaurant; was at
first disinclined to be of much assistance; but eventually supplied
our representative with the following information:
My relationship to Mr。 Archibald Quincey; Harcourt Buildings;
Temple; is perhaps a little difficult to define。
How he himself regards me I am never quite sure。 There will be days
together when we will be quite friendly like; and at other times he
will be that offhanded and peremptory you might think I was his
blooming office boy。
On Friday morning; the twenty…eighth; I didn't get to Harcourt
Buildings at the usual time; knowing that Mr。 Quincey would not be
there himself; he having arranged to interview Mr。 Parable for the
Daily Chronicle at ten o'clock。 I allowed him half an hour; to be
quite safe; and he came in at a quarter past eleven。
He took no notice of me。 For about ten minutesit may have been
lesshe walked up and down the room; cursing and swearing and
kicking the furniture about。 He landed an occasional walnut table
in the middle of my shins; upon which I took the opportunity of
wishing him 〃Good morning;〃 and he sort of woke up; as you might
say。
〃How did the interview go off?〃 I says。 〃Got anything interesting?〃
〃Yes;〃 he says; 〃quite interesting。 Oh; yes; decidedly
interesting。〃
He was holding himself in; if you understand; speaking with horrible
slowness and deliberation。
〃D'you know where he was last night?〃 he asks me。
〃Yes;〃 I says; 〃Caxton Hall; wasn't it?meeting to demand the
release of Miss Clebb。〃
He leans across the table till his face was within a few inches of
mine。
〃Guess again;〃 he says。
I wasn't doing any guessing。 He had hurt me with the walnut table;
and I was feeling a bit short…tempered。
〃Oh! don't make a game of it;〃 I says。 〃It's too early in the
morning。〃
〃At the Earl's Court Exhibition;〃 he says; 〃dancing the tango with a
lady that he picked up in St。 James's Park。〃
〃Well;〃 I says; 〃why not? He don't often get much fun。〃 I thought
it best to treat it lightly。
He takes no notice of my observation。
〃A rival comes upon the scene;〃 he continues〃a fatheaded ass;
according to my informationand they have a stand…up fight。 He
gets run in and spends the night in a Vine Street police cell。〃
I suppose I was grinning without knowing it。
〃Funny; ain't it?〃 he says。
〃Well;〃 I says; 〃it has its humorous side; hasn't it? What'll he
get?〃
〃I am not worrying about what HE is going to get;〃 he answers back。
〃I am worrying about what _I_ am going to get。〃
I thought he had gone dotty。
〃What's it got to do with you?〃 I says。
〃If old Wotherspoon is in a good humour;〃 he continues; 〃and the
constable's head has gone down a bit between now and Wednesday; I
may get off with forty shillings and a public reprimand。
〃On the other hand;〃 he goes onhe was working himself into a sort
of fit〃if the constable's head goes on swelling; and old
Wotherspoon's liver gets worse; I've got to be prepared for a month
without the option。 That is; if I am fool enough〃
He had left both the doors open; which in the daytime we generally
do; our chambers being at the top。 Miss Dortonthat's Mr。
Parable's secretarybarges into the room。 She didn't seem to
notice me。 She staggers to a chair and bursts into tears。
〃He's gone;〃 she says; 〃he's taken cook with him and gone。〃
〃Gone!〃 says the guv'nor。 〃Where's he gone?〃
〃To Fingest;〃 she says through her sobs〃to the cottage。 Miss
Bulstrode came in just after you had left;〃 she says。 〃He wants to
get away from everyone and have a few days' quiet。 And then he is
coming back; and he is going to do it himself。〃
〃Do what?〃 says the guv'nor; irritable like。
〃Fourteen days;〃 she wails。 〃It'll kill him。〃
〃But the case doesn't come on till Wednesday;〃 says the guv'nor。
〃How do you know it's going to be fourteen days?〃
〃Miss Bulstrode;〃 she says; 〃she's seen the magistrate。 He says he
always gives fourteen days in cases of unprovoked assault。〃
〃But it wasn't unprovoked;〃 says the guv'nor。 〃The other man began
it by knocking off his hat。 It was self…defence。〃
〃She put that to him;〃 she says; 〃and he agreed that that would
alter his view of the case。 But; you see;〃 she continues; 〃we can't
find the other man。 He isn't likely to come forward of his own
accord。〃
〃The girl must know;〃 says the guv'nor〃this girl he picks up in
St。 James's Park; and goes dancing with。 The man must have been
some friend of hers。〃
〃But we can't find her either;〃 she says。 〃He doesn't even know her
namehe can't remember it。〃
〃You will do it; won't you?〃 she says。
〃Do what?〃 says the guv'nor again。
〃The fourteen days;〃 she says。
〃But I thought you said he was going to do it himself?〃 he says。
〃But he mustn't;〃 she says。 〃Miss Bulstrode is coming round to see
you。 Think of it! Think of the headlines in the papers;〃 she says。
〃Think of the Fabian Society。 Think of the Suffrage cause。 We
mustn't let him。〃
〃What about me?〃 says the guv'nor。 〃Doesn't anybody care for me?〃
〃You don't matter;〃 she says。 〃Besides;〃 she says; 〃with your
influence you'll be able to keep it out of the papers。 If it comes
out that it was Mr。 Parable; nothing on earth will be able to。〃
The guv'nor was almost as much excited by this time as she was。
〃I'll see the Fabian Society and the Women's Vote and the Home for
Lost Cats at Battersea; and all the rest of the blessed bag of
tricks〃
I'd been thinking to myself; and had just worked it out。
〃What's he want to take his cook down with him for?〃 I says。
〃To cook for him;〃 says the guv'nor。 〃What d'you generally want a
cook for?〃
〃Rats!〃 I says。 〃Does he usually take his cook with him?〃
〃No;〃 answered Miss Dorton。 〃Now I come to think of it; he has
always hitherto put up with Mrs。 Meadows。〃
〃You will find the lady down at Fingest;〃 I says; 〃sitting opposite
him and enjoying a recherche dinner for two。〃
The guv'nor slaps me on the back; and lifts Miss Dorton out of her
chair。
〃You get on back;〃 he says; 〃and telephone to Miss Bulstrode。 I'll
be round at half…past twelve。〃
Miss Dorton went out in a dazed sort of condition; and the guv'nor
gives me a sovereign; and tells me I can have the rest of the day to
myself。
Mr。 Condor; Junior; considers that what happened subsequently goes
to prove that he was right more than it proves that he was wrong。
Mr。 Condor; Junior; also promised to send us a photograph of himself
for reproduction; but; unfortunately; up to the time of going to
press it had not arrived。
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From Mrs。 Meadows; widow of the late Corporal John Meadows; V。C。;
Turberville; Bucks; the following further particulars were obtained
by our local representative:
I have done for Mr。 Parable now for some years past; my cottage
being only a mile off; which makes it easy for me to look after him。
Mr。 Parable likes the place to be always ready so that he can drop
in when he chooses; he sometimes giving me warning and sometimes
not。 It was about the end of last monthon a Friday; if I remember
rightlythat he suddenly turned up。
As a rule; he walks from Henley station; but on this occasion he
arrived in a fly; he having a young woman with him; and she having a
baghis cook; as he explained to me。 As a rule; I do everything
for Mr。 Parable; sleeping in the cottage when he is there; but to
tell the truth; I was glad to see her。 I never was much of a cook
myself; as my poor dead husband has remarked on more than one
occasion; and I don't pretend to be。 Mr。 Parable added; apologetic
like; that he had been suffering lately from indigestion。
〃I am only too pleased to see her;〃 I says。 〃There are the two beds
in my room; and we shan't quarrel。〃 She was quite a sensible young
woman; as I had judged from the first look at her; though suffering
at the time