sk.dreamcatcher-第16章
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'Twinge in the hip;' he said。 'Sorry。 Mr McCarthy … Rick … you'll want to take off your sweater and pants。 Boots too; of course。
McCarthy looked around at him like a man roused from a dream。 'Sure;' he said。 'You bet。'
'Need help?' Beaver asked。
'No; gosh no。' McCarthy looked alarmed or amused or both。 'I'm not that far gone。'
'Then I'll leave Jonesy to supervise。'
Beaver slipped out and McCarthy began to undress; starting by pulling his sweater off over his head。 Beneath it he wore a red…and…black hunter's shirt; and beneath that a thermal undershirt。 And yes; there was less gut poking out the front of that shirt; Jonesy was sure of it。
Well 。 。 。 almost sure。 Only an hour ago; he reminded himself; he had been sure McCarthy's coat was the head of a deer。
McCarthy sat down in the chair beside the window to take off his shoes; and when he did there was another fart … not as long as the first one; but just as loud and hoarse。 Neither of them mented on it; or the resulting smell; which was strong enough in the little room to make Jonesy's eyes feel like watering。
McCarthy kicked his boots off … they made clunking sounds on the wooden floor … then stood up and unbuckled his belt。 As he pushed his blue jeans down; revealing the lower half of his thermal underwear; the Beav came back in with a ceramic pot from upstairs。 He put it down by the head of the bed。 'Just in case you have to; you know; urk。 Or if you get one of those collect calls you just have to take right away。'
McCarthy looked at him with a dullness Jonesy found alarming … a stranger in what had been his bedroom; somehow ghostly in his baggy long underwear。 An ill stranger。 The question was just how ill。
'In case you can't make the bathroom;' the Beav explained。 'Which; by the way; is close by。 Just bang a left outside the bedroom door; but remember it's the second door as you go along the wall; okay? If you forget and go in the first one; you'll be taking a shit in the linen closet。'
Jonesy was surprised into a laugh and didn't care for the sound of it in the slightest … high and slightly hysterical。
'I feel better now;' McCarthy said; but Jonesy detected absolutely zero sincerity in the man's voice。 And the guy just stood there in his underwear; like an android whose memory circuits have been about three…quarters erased。 Before; he had shown some life; if not exactly vivacity; now that was gone; like the color in his cheeks。
'Go on; Rick;' Beaver said quietly。 'Lie down and catch some winks。 Work on getting your strength back。'
'Yes; okay。' He sat down on the freshly opened bed and looked out the window。 His eyes were wide and blank。 Jonesy thought the smell in the room was dissipating; but perhaps he was just getting used to it; the way you got used to the smell of the monkeyhouse at the zoo if you stayed in there long enough。 'Gosh; look at it snow。'
'Yeah;' Jonesy said。 'How's your stomach now?'
'Better。' McCarthy's eyes moved to Jonesy's face。 They were the solemn eyes of a frightened child。 'I'm sorry about passing gas that way … I never did anything like that before; not even in the Army when it seemed like we ate beans every day … but I feel better。'
'Sure you don't need to take a leak before you turn in?' Jonesy had four children; and this question came almost automatically。
'No。 I went in the woods just before you found me。 Thank you for taking me in。 Thank you both。'
'Ah; hell;' Beaver said; and shuffled his feet unfortably。 'Anybody woulda。'
'Maybe;' McCarthy said。 'And maybe not。 In the Bible it says; 〃Behold; I stand at the door and knock。〃' Outside; the wind gusted more fiercely yet; making Hole in the Wall shake。 Jonesy waited for McCarthy to finish … it sounded as if he had more to say … but the man just swung his feet into bed and pulled the covers up。
From somewhere deep in Jonesy's bed there came another of those long; rasping farts; and Jonesy decided that was enough for him。 It was one thing to let in a wayfaring stranger when he came to your door just ahead of a storm; it was another to stand around while he laid a series of gas…bombs。
The Beaver followed him out and closed the door gently behind him。
5
When Jonesy started to talk; the Beav shook his head; raised his finger to his lips; and led Jonesy across the big room to the kitchen; which was as far as they could get from McCarthy without going into the shed out back。
'Man; that guy's in a world of hurt;' Beaver said; and in the harsh glow of the kitchen's fluorescent strips; Jonesy could see just how worried his old friend was。 The Beav rummaged into the wide front pocket of his overalls; found a toothpick; and began to nibble on it。 In three minutes … the length of time it took a dedicated smoker to finish a cigarette … he would reduce it to a palmful of flax…fine splinters。 Jonesy didn't know how the Beav's teeth stood up to it (or his stomach); but he had been doing it his whole life。
'I hope you're wrong; but 。 。 。' Jonesy shook his head。 'Did you ever smell anything like those farts?'
'Nope;' Beaver said。 'But there's a lot more going on with that guy than just a bad stomach。'
'What do you mean?'
'Well; he thinks it's November eleventh; for one thing。'
Jonesy had no idea what the Beav was talking about。 November eleventh was the day their own hunting party had arrived; bundled into Henry's Scout; as always。
'Beav; it's Wednesday。 It's the fourteenth。'
Beaver nodded; smiling a little in spite of himself。 The toothpick; which had already picked up an appreciable warp; rolled from one side of his mouth to the other。 'I know that。 You know that。 Rick; he don't know that。 Rick thinks it's the Lord's Day。'
'Beav; what exactly did he say to you?' Whatever it was; it couldn't have been much … it just didn't take that long to scramble a couple of eggs and heat a can of soup。 That started a train of thought; and as Beaver talked; Jonesy ran water to do up the few dishes。 He didn't mind camping out; but he was damned if he was going to live in squalor; as so many men seemed willing to do when they left their homes and went into the woods。
'What he said was they came up on Saturday so they could hunt a little; then spend Sunday working on the roof; which had a couple of leaks in it。 He goes; 〃At least I didn't have to break the mandment about working on the Sabbath。 When you're lost in the woods; the only thing you have to work on is not going crazy。〃'
'Huh;' Jonesy said。
'I guess I couldn't swear in a court of law that he thinks this is the eleventh; but it's either that or go back a week further; to the fourth; because he sure does think it's Sunday。 And I just can't believe he's been out there ten days。'
Jonesy couldn't; either。 But three? Yes。 That he could believe。 'It would explain something he told me;' Jonesy said。 'He…'
The floor creaked and they both jumped a little; looking toward the closed bedroom door on the other side of the big room; but there was nothing to see。 And the floors and walls were always creaking out here; even when the wind wasn't blowing up high。 They looked at each other; a little shamefaced。
'Yeah; I'm jumpy;' Beaver said; perhaps reading Jonesy's face; perhaps picking the thought out of Jonesy's mind。 'Man; you have to admit it's a little creepy; him turning up right out of the woods like that。'
'Yeah; it is。'
'That fart sounded like he had something crammed up his butt that was dying of smoke inhalation。'
The Beav looked a little surprised at that; as he always did when he said something funny。 They began laughing simultaneously; holding onto each other and doing it through open mouths; expelling the sounds as a series of harsh sighs; trying to keep it down; not wanting the poor guy to hear them if he was still awake; hear and know they were laughing at him。 Jonesy had a particularly hard time keeping it quiet because the release was so necessary … it had a hysterical seventy to it and he doubled over; gasping and snorting; water running out of his eyes。
At last Beaver grabbed him and yanked him out the door。 There they stood coatless in the deepening snow