pgw.uneasymoney-第7章
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'I cured him of slicing。'
'You did what？'
'He used to slice his approach shots。 I cured him。'
'The thing begins to hang together。 A certain plausibility creeps into it。 The late Nutbe was crazy about golf。 The governor used to play with him now and then at Walton Heath。 It was the only thing Nutbe seemed to live for。 That being so； if you got rid of his slice for him it seems to me； that you earned your money。 The only point that occurs to me is； how does it affect your amateur status？ It looks to me as if you were now a pro。'
'But； Jerry； it's absurd。 All I did was to give him a tip or two。 We were the only men down there； as it was out of the season； and that drew us together。 And when I spotted this slice of his I just gave him a bit of advice。 I give you my word that was all。 He can't have left me a fortune on the strength of that！'
'You don't tell the story right； Bill。 I can guess what really happenedto wit； that you gave up all your time to helping the old fellow improve his game； regardless of the fact that it pletely ruined your holiday。'
'Oh； no！'
'It's no use sitting there saying 〃Oh； no！〃 I can see you at it。 The fact is； you're such an infernally good chap that something of this sort was bound to happen to you sooner or later。 I think making you his heir was the only sensible thing old Nutbe ever did。 In his place I'd have done the same。'
'But he didn't even seem decently grateful at the time。'
'Probably not。 He was a queer old bird。 He had a most almighty row with the governor in this office only a month or two ago about absolutely nothing。 They disagreed about something trivial； and old Nutbe stalked out and never came in again。 That's the sort of old bird he was。'
'Was he sane； do you think？'
'Absolutely； for legal purposes。 We have three opinions from leading doctorscollected by him in case of accidents； I supposeeach of which declares him perfectly sound from the collar upward。 But a man can be pretty far gone； you know； without being legally insane； and old Nutbewell； suppose we call him whimsical。 He seems to have zigzagged between the normal and the eccentric。
'His only surviving relatives appear to be a nephew and a niece。 The nephew dropped out of the running two years ago when his aunt； old Nutbe's wife； who had divorced old Nutbe； left him her money。 This seems to have soured the old boy on the nephew； for in the first of his wills that I've seenyou remember I told you I had seen threehe leaves the niece the pile and the nephew only gets twenty pounds。 Well； so far there's nothing very eccentric about old Nutbe's proceedings。 But wait！
'Six months after he had made that will he came in here and made another。 This left twenty pounds to the nephew as before； but nothing at all to the niece。 Why； I don't know。 There was nothing in the will about her having done anything to offend him during those six months； none of those nasty slams you see in wills about 〃I bequeath to my only son John one shilling and sixpence。 Now perhaps he's sorry he married the cook。〃 As far as I can make out he changed his will just as he did when he left the money to you； purely through some passing whim。 Anyway； he did change it。 He left the pile to support the movement those people are running for getting the Jews back to Palestine。
'He didn't seem； on second thoughts； to feel that this was quite such a brainy scheme as he had at first； and it wasn't long before he came trotting back to tear up this second will and switch back to the first onethe one leaving the money to the niece。 That restoration to sanity lasted till about a month ago； when he broke loose once more and paid his final visit here to will you the contents of his stocking。 This morning I see he's dead after a short illness； so you collect。 Congratulations！'
Lord Dawlish had listened to this speech in perfect silence。 He now rose and began to pace the room。 He looked warm and unfortable。 His demeanour； in fact； was by no means the accepted demeanour of the lucky heir。
'This is awful！' he said。 'Good Lord； Jerry； it's frightful！'
'Awful！being left a million pounds？'
'Yes； like this。 I feel like a bally thief。'
'Why on earth？'
'If it hadn't been for me this girlwhat's her name？'
'Her name is BoydElizabeth Boyd。'
'She would have had the whole million if it hadn't been for me。 Have you told her yet？'
'She's in America。 I was writing her a letter just before you came ininformal； you know； to put her out of her misery。 If I had waited for the governor to let her know in the usual course of red tape we should never have got anywhere。 Also one to the nephew； telling him about his twenty pounds。 I believe in humane treatment on these occasions。 The governor would write them a legal letter with so many 〃hereinbefores〃 in it that they would get the idea that they had been left the whole pile。 I just send a cheery line saying 〃It's no good； old top。 Abandon hope；〃 and they know just where they are。 Simple and considerate。'
A glance at Bill's face moved him to further speech。
'I don't see why you should worry； Bill。 How； by any stretch of the imagination； can you make out that you are to blame for this Boyd girl's misfortune？ It looks to me as if these eccentric wills of old Nutbe's came in cycles； as it were。 Just as he was due for another outbreak he happened to meet you。 It's a moral certainty that if he hadn't met you he would have left all his money to a Home for Superannuated Caddies or a Fund for Supplying the Deserving Poor with Niblicks。 Why should you blame yourself？'
'I don't blame myself。 It isn't exactly that。 Butbut； well； what would you feel like in my place？'
'A two…year…old。'
'Wouldn't you do anything？'
'I certainly would。 By my halidom； I would！ I would spend that money with a vim and speed that would make your respected ancestor； the Beau； look like a village miser。'
'You wouldn'terpop over to America and see whether something couldn't be arranged？'
'What！'
'I meansuppose you were popping in any case。 Suppose you had happened to buy a ticket for New York on to…morrow's boat； wouldn't you try to get in touch with this girl when you got to America； and see if you couldn'terfix up something？'
Jerry Nichols looked at him in honest consternation。 He had always known that old Bill was a dear old ass； but he had never dreamed that he was such an infernal old ass as this。
'You aren't thinking of doing that？' he gasped。
'Well； you see； it's a funny coincidence； but I was going to America； anyhow； to…morrow。 I don't see why I shouldn't try to fix up something with this girl。'
'What do you meanfix up something？ You don't suggest that you should give the money up； do you？'
'I don't know。 Not exactly that； perhaps。 How would it be if I gave her half； what？ Anyway； I should like to find out about her； see if she's hard up； and so on。 I should like to nose round； you know； anderand so forth； don't you know。 Where did you say the girl lived？'
'I didn't say； and I'm not sure that I shall。 Honestly； Bill； you mustn't be so quixotic。'
'There's no harm in my nosing round； is there？ Be a good chap and give me the address。'
'Well'with misgivings'Brookport； Long Island。'
'Thanks。'
'Bill； are you really going to make a fool of yourself？'
'Not a bit of it； old chap。 I'm just going toer'
'To nose round？'
'To nose round；' said Bill。
Jerry Nichols acpanied his friend to the door； and once more peace reigned in the offices of Nichols； Nichols； Nichols； and Nichols。
The time of a man who has at a moment's notice decided to leave his native land for a sojourn on foreign soil is necessarily taken up with a variety of occupations； and it was not till the following afternoon； on the boat at Liverpool； that Bill had leisure to write to Claire； giving her the news of what had befallen him。 He had booked his ticket by a Liverpool boat in preference to one that sailed from Southampton because he had not been sure how Claire would take the news of his sudden decision to leave for America。 There was the chance that she might ridicule or condemn the scheme； and he preferred to get away without seeing her。 Now that he had received this astounding piece of news from
