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therwise it would have seemed incredible to him that this could be the same street which a moment before he had passed judgment upon and found flat and uninteresting。 True; in its salient features it had altered little。 The same number of stodgy…looking people moved up and down。 The buildings retained their air of not having had a bath since the days of the Tudors。  The east wind still blew。 But; though superficially the same; in reality Piccadilly had altered pletely。 Before it had been just Piccadilly。 Now it was a golden street in the City of Romance; a main thoroughfare of Bagdad; one of the principal arteries of the capital of Fairyland。 A rose…coloured mist swam before George's eyes。 His spirits; so low but a few moments back; soared like a good niblick shot out of the bunker of Gloom。  The years fell away from him till; in an instant; from being a rather poorly preserved; liverish greybeard of sixty…five or so; he became a sprightly lad of twenty…one in a world of springtime and flowers and laughing brooks。 In other words; taking it by and large; George felt pretty good。 The impossible had happened; Heaven had sent him an adventure; and he didn't care if it snowed。
 It was possibly the rose…coloured mist before his eyes that prevented him from observing the hurried approach of a faultlessly attired young man; aged about twenty…one; who during George's preparations for ensuring privacy in his cab had been galloping in pursuit in a resolute manner that suggested a well…dressed bloodhound somewhat overfed and out of condition。  Only when this person stopped and began to pant within a few inches of his face did he bee aware of his existence。
 〃You; sir!〃 said the bloodhound; removing a gleaming silk hat; mopping a pink forehead; and replacing the luminous superstructure once more in position。 〃You; sir!〃
 Whatever may be said of the possibility of love at first sight; in which theory George was now a confirmed believer; there can be no doubt that an exactly opposite phenomenon is of frequent occurrence。 After one look at some people even friendship is impossible。 Such a one; in George's opinion; was this gurgling excrescence underneath the silk hat。 He prised in his single person practically all the qualities which George disliked most。 He was; for a young man; extraordinarily obese。 Already a second edition of his chin had been published; and the perfectly…cut morning coat which encased his upper section bulged out in an opulent semi…circle。 He wore a little moustache; which to George's prejudiced eye seemed more a plaint than a moustache。 His face was red; his manner dictatorial; and he was touched in the wind。 Take him for all in all he looked like a bit of bad news。
 George had been educated at Lawrenceville and Harvard; and had subsequently had the privilege of mixing socially with many of New York's most prominent theatrical managers; so he knew how to behave himself。 No Vere de Vere could have exhibited greater repose of manner。
 〃And what;〃 he inquired suavely; leaning a little further out of the cab; 〃is eating you; Bill?〃
 A messenger boy; two shabby men engaged in non…essential industries; and a shop girl paused to observe the scene。 Time was not of the essence to these confirmed sightseers。 The shop girl was late already; so it didn't matter if she was any later; the messenger boy had nothing on hand except a message marked 〃Important: Rush〃; and as for the two shabby men; their only immediate plans consisted of a vague intention of getting to some public house and leaning against the wall; so George's time was their time。 One of the pair put his head on one side and said: 〃What ho!〃; the other picked up a cigar stub from the gutter and began to smoke。
 〃A young lady just got into your cab;〃 said the stout young man。
 〃Surely not?〃 said George。
 〃What the devil do you meansurely not?〃
 〃I've been in the cab all the time; and I should have noticed it。〃
 At this juncture the block in the traffic was relieved; and the cab bowled smartly on for some fifty yards when it was again halted。 George; protruding from the window like a snail; was entertained by the spectacle of the pursuit。 The hunt was up。  Short of throwing his head up and baying; the stout young man behaved exactly as a bloodhound in similar circumstances would have conducted itself。 He broke into a jerky gallop; attended by his self…appointed associates; and; considering that the young man was so stout; that the messenger boy considered it unprofessional to hurry; that the shop girl had doubts as to whether sprinting was quite ladylike; and that the two Bohemians were moving at a quicker gait than a shuffle for the first occasion in eleven years; the cavalcade made good time。 The cab was still stationary when they arrived in a body。
 〃Here he is; guv'nor;〃 said the messenger boy; removing a bead of perspiration with the rush message。
 〃Here he is; guv'nor;〃 said the non…smoking Bohemian。  〃What oh!〃
 〃Here I am!〃 agreed George affably。 〃And what can I do for you?〃  The smoker spat appreciatively at a passing dog。 The point seemed to him well taken。 Not for many a day had he so enjoyed himself。 In an arid world containing too few goes of gin and too many policemen; a world in which the poor were oppressed and could seldom even enjoy a quiet cigar without having their fingers trodden upon; he found himself for the moment contented; happy; and expectant。 This looked like a row between toffs; and of all things which most intrigued him a row between toffs ranked highest。
 〃R!〃 he said approvingly。 〃Now you're torkin'!〃
 The shop girl had espied an acquaintance in the crowd。 She gave tongue。
 〃Mordee! Cummere! Cummere quick! Sumfin' hap'nin'!〃 Maudie; acpanied by perhaps a dozen more of London's millions; added herself to the audience。 These all belonged to the class which will gather round and watch silently while a motorist mends a tyre。 They are not impatient。 They do not call for rapid and continuous action。 A mere hole in the ground; which of all sights is perhaps the least vivid and dramatic; is enough to grip their attention for hours at a time。 They stared at George and George's cab with unblinking gaze。 They did not know what would happen or when it would happen; but they intended to wait till something did happen。 It might be for years or it might be for ever; but they meant to be there when things began to occur。
 Speculations became audible。
 〃Wot is it? 'Naccident?〃
 〃Nah! Gent 'ad 'is pocket picked!〃
 〃Two toffs 'ad a scrap!〃
 〃Feller bilked the cabman!〃
 A sceptic made a cynical suggestion。
 〃They're doin' of it for the pictures。〃
 The idea gained instant popularity。
 〃Jear that? It's a fillum!〃
 〃Wot o'; Charlie!〃
 〃The kemerer's 'idden in the keb。〃
 〃Wot'll they be up to next!〃
 A red…nosed spectator with a tray of collar…studs harnessed to his stomach started another school of thought。 He spoke with decision as one having authority。
 〃Nothin' of the blinkin' kind! The fat 'un's bin 'avin' one or two around the corner; and it's gorn and got into 'is 'ead!〃
 The driver of the cab; who till now had been ostentatiously unaware that there was any sort of disturbance among the lower orders; suddenly became humanly inquisitive。
 〃What's it all about?〃 he asked; swinging around and addressing George's head。
 〃Exactly what I want to know;〃 said George。 He indicated the collar…stud merchant。 〃The gentleman over there with the portable Woolworth…bargain…counter seems to me to have the best theory。〃
 The stout young man; whose peculiar behaviour had drawn all this flattering attention from the many…headed and who appeared considerably ruffled by the publicity; had been puffing noisily during the foregoing conversation。 Now; having recovered sufficient breath to resume the attack; he addressed himself to George once more。
 〃Damn you; sir; will you let me look inside that cab?〃
 〃Leave me;〃 said George; 〃I would be alone。〃
 〃There is a young lady in that cab。 I saw her get in; and I have been watching ever since; and she has not got out; so she is there now。〃
 George nodded approval of this close reasoning。
 〃Your argument seems to be without a flaw。 But what then?  We applaud the Man

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