cw.imarriedadeadman-第6章
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portance of men to women's conversations; to all appearances hadn't even been missed。
Patrice was acting the part of a look…out; her eyes watchfully and jealously fastened on a certain door; far down the aisle behind them; in the dim distance。 To do this; she was kneeling erect on the seat; in reverse; staring vigilantly over the back of it。 This somewhat unconventional position; however; did nothing whatever to inhibit her conversational flow; which proceeded as freely and blithely as ever。 Only; owing to her elevated stance; the next seat back now shared the benefit of most of it; along with her own。 Fortunately; however; its occupants were disqualified from any great amount of interest in it by two facts; they were both men; and they were both asleep。
A ripple of reflected light suddenly ran down the sleek chromium of the door that had her attention。
〃She just came out;〃 she hissed with an explosive sibilance; and executed an agitated series of twists; turns; and drops on the seat; as though this were something vital that had to be acted upon immediately。 〃Hurry up! Now! Now's our chance。 Get a move on。 Before somebody else gets there ahead of us。 There's a fat woman three seats down been taking her things out little by little。 If she ever gets in first; we're sunk!〃 Carried away by her own excitement (and everything in life; to her; seemed to be deliciously; titillatingly exciting); she even went so far as to give her seat…mate a little push and urge her: 〃Run! Hold the door for us。 Maybe if she sees you there already; she'll change her mind。〃
She prodded her relaxed spouse cruelly and heartlessly in a great many places at once; to bring him back to awareness。
〃Quick! Hugh! The overnight…case! We'll lose our chance。 Up there; stupid。 Up there on the rack…〃
〃All right; take it easy;〃 the somnolent Hugh grunted; eyes still pletely buried under his obliterating hat…brim。 〃Talk; talk; talk; Yattatta; yattatta; yattatta。 Woman is born to exercise her jaw。〃
〃Man is born to get a poke on his; if he doesn't get a move on。〃
He finally pushed his hat back out of the way。 〃What do you want from me now? You got it down yourself。〃
〃Well; get your big legs out of the way and let us by! You're blocking the way…〃
He executed a sort of drawbridge maneuver; folding his legs back to himself; hugging them; then stretching them out again after the passage had been acplished。
〃Where y'going; in such a hurry?〃 he asked innocently。
〃Now; isn't that stupid?〃 mented Patrice to her panion。
The two of them went almost running down the aisle; without bothering to enlighten him further。
〃He takes a thirty…six sleeve; and it doesn't do me a bit of good in an emergency;〃 she plained en route; swinging the kit。
He had turned his head to watch them curiously; and in perfectly sincere inprehension。 Then he went; 〃Oh。〃 Understanding their destination now; if not the turmoil attendant on it。 Then he pulled his hat down to his nose again; to resume his fractured slumbers where they had been broken off by this feminine logistical upheaval。
Patrice had closed the chromium door after the two of them; meanwhile; and given its inside lock…control a little twist of defiant exclusion。 Then she let out a deep breath。 〃There。 We're in。 And possession is nine…tenths of the law。 I'm going to take as long as I want;〃 she announced determinedly; setting down the overnight…case and unlatching its lid。 〃If anybody else wants to get in; they'll just have to wait。 There's only room enough for two anyway。 And even so; they have to be awfully good friends。〃
〃We're nearly the last ones still up; anyway;〃 Helen said。
〃Here; have some?〃 Patrice was bringing up a fleecy fistful of facial tissues from the case; she divided them with her friend。
〃I missed these an awful lot on the Other Side。 Couldn't get them for love nor money。 I used to ask and ask; and they didn't know what I meant…〃
She stopped and eyed her panion。 〃Oh; you have nothing to rub off; have you? Well; here; rub some of this on; then you'll have that to rub off。〃
Helen laughed。 〃You make me feel so giddy;〃 she said with a wistful sort of admiration。
Patrice hunched her shoulders and grimaced impishly。 〃It's my last fling; sort of。 From tomorrow night on I may have to be on my best behavior。 Sober and sedate。〃 She made a long face; and steepled her hands against her stomach; in mimicry of a bluenosed clergyman。
〃Oh; on account of meeting your in…laws;〃 Helen remembered。
〃Hugh says they're not like that at all; I have absolutely nothing to worry about。 But of course he just may be slightly prejudiced in their favor。 I wouldn't think much of him if he wasn't。〃
She was scouring a mystic white circle on each cheek; and then spreading them around; mouth open the whole while; though it played no part in the rite itself。
〃Go ahead; help yourself;〃 she invited。 〃Stick your finger in and dig out a gob。 I'm not sure what it does for you; but it smells nice; so there's nothing to lose。〃
〃Is that really true; what you told me?〃 Helen said; following suit。 〃That they've never even seen you until now? I can't believe it〃
〃Cross my heart and hope to die; they've never laid eyes on me in their lives。 I met Hugh on the Other Side; like I told you this afternoon; and we were married over there; and we went on living over there until just now。 My folks were dead; and I was on a scholarship; studying music; and he had a job with one of these government agencies; you know; one of these initialed outfits。 They don't even know what I look like!〃
〃Didn't you even send them a picture of yourself? Not even after you were married?〃
〃We never even had a wedding…picture taken; you know how us kids are nowadays。 Biff; bing; bang! and we're married。 I started to send them one of myself several times; but I was never quite satisfied with the ones I had。 Self…conscious; you know; I wanted to make such a good first impression。 One time Hugh even arranged a sitting for me at a photographer; and when I saw the proofs I said; 'Over my dead body you'll send these!' Those French photographers! I knew I was going to meet them eventually; and snapshots are so… so…Anyway the ones I take。 So finally I said to him; 'I've waited this long; I'm not going to send any to them at all now。 I'll save it up for a surprise; let them see me in the flesh instead; when they finally do。 That way; they won't build up any false hopes and then be disappointed。' I used to censor all his letters too; wouldn't let him describe me。 You can imagine how he would have done it。 'Mona Lisa;' Venus on the half…shell。 I'd say; 'No you don't!' when I'd catch him at it; and scratch it out We'd have more tussles that way; chase each other around the room; trying to get the letter back or trying to get it away from me。〃
She became serious for a moment。 Or at least; approached as closely to it as she seemed capable of。
〃Y'know; now I wish I hadn't done that; sort of。 Played hide and seek with them like this; I mean。 Now I have got cold feet。 Do you think they'll really like me? Suppose they don't? Suppose they have me built up in their expectations as someone entirely different; and…〃
Like the little boy in the radio skit who prattles about a selfinvented bugaboo until he ends up by frightening himself with it。
〃How on earth do you make the water stay in this thing?〃 she interrupted herself。 She pounded lightly on the plunger set into the washbasin。 〃Every time I get it to fill; it runs right out again。〃
〃Twist it a little; and then push down on it; I think。〃
Patrice stripped off her wedding…band before plunging her hands in。 〃Hold this for me; I want to wash my hands。 I have a horror of losing it It slipped down a drain on the Other Side; once; and they had to take out a whole section of pipe before they could get it out for me。〃
〃It's beautiful;〃 Helen said wistfully。
〃Isn't it; though?〃 Patrice agreed。 〃See? It has our names; together; around it on the inside。 Isn't that a cute idea? Keep it on your finger for me a minute; that's the safest。〃
〃Isn't it supposed to be bad luck to do that? I mean; for you to take it off; and for me to put it on?〃
Patrice tossed her head vainglorious